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Edited by TreeVor411: 6/26/2017 4:23:41 PM
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When You Realize One Of The New Social Spaces Is A Farm And Now All The Exotics Must Have Farm Related Names...

Don't know why it struck me, but it must happen now... Patience And Thyme Farmland Beyond Silo Supercell Gjallarcorn Bread Death Zhalo Supercelery Chicken-Hawk Moon Thorn = CowHorn Thorn= Corn SuperGoodAdvice=Farmer's Almanac Plan C = Plant Seed Hen Meteor Henvective SpiceRaker RiceMaker Pig's Breath Outbreak Swine The Last Herd Ace of SPADES (as in shovel) ThePest-o SureOats Regime Hawk Moonshine It's Not Really Organic (Truth) ... Edit: Some of the best so far... Boolean Germinate Bad MooMoo Beans of Eao Farmamentarium (As a titan, A+ still) 4th Farmhand Touch of Miraclegro Atheon's Epic-Hog Bones of Ee-ey-ee-ey-oh (New Winner) Greenhouse Abbadharvest No Trespassers Sheep Dog's Howl Claws of Chupacabra Sucrose Regime No Time To Sow Grain However, [b]WE MUST HAVE MORE[/b]
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  • Edited by OldboyVicious: 6/26/2017 8:54:47 AM
    These are from an old post, but I hope that other punficianados don't mind me regurgitating these haha. I'd grow: Iris Germanica - A beatlutiful shade in summer Towermatoes - Kinda soft right now, bit firming up White Tiger Lilies - Lovely winter bloom Crotadendrons - Sometimes they dont bloom on time Daysies of Iron - They rise nicely Roses of Dredgen Yor - Beware the thorns Gjallarcorn - Best for popping Hand Cannanbus - Never hits as hard as you want it to Eris Morning Glories - They bloom in the dark Ikora Reysins - Eris's fave Radishtar Sinks - Word is, they let these flowers out of the gradens Exotic Chestnuts - constantly raided by Squirrels Leeks - Seeds obtained from anonymous source Blueberries - Need extra help to grow strong Templartichokes - No one wants these on their plate New ones: Seasonings/spices Oregenoland Beyond - Adds decent spice, but as a primary dish is overpowering Thyme - Forever lost in the dark corners "Crotatoes - For making Taken Tots" - by Trestero Oddish added: Efrideet's A-spear-igus Clever Snapdragon Cauliflower's Duty An Unbent Tree providing shade Crota's Endive The Water Starfruit Vitisku1 made these two: Cabbage Patch 2.0 Angels Advocados A BeffudledLion adds: Ti-Tangerines - they're skin is stronger than you thought Hawk-moon flowers - they're beautiful, but deadly up close Plan C-weed - it's in the water and it'll definitely kill you LD-Argentinian Coffee Beans: were jittery and shooting anything that moves Fa-Beans Strategy - farting has always been a defensive tactic Ace of Spades - every farmer needs a good shovel Tuone-lavender SR4 - the best shade of purple Axi-Onions - they'll make you cry, before you die With grain we can make: Longbow-tie pasta - fancy and deadly And in the winter if our plantings do not provide enough food, we must become Hunters TyphlUpgrade: Iron Banana - A hard to swallow, bittersweet fruit. Highly carcinogenic. Original post link, for proper credit: https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forums/Post/227328758?sort=0&page=0 And if you still want more pun-ishment: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/227655224?sort=0&page=0

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