Don't know why it struck me, but it must happen now...
Patience And Thyme
Farmland Beyond
Silo Supercell
Gjallarcorn
Bread Death
Zhalo Supercelery
Chicken-Hawk Moon
Thorn = CowHorn
Thorn= Corn
SuperGoodAdvice=Farmer's Almanac
Plan C = Plant Seed
Hen Meteor
Henvective
SpiceRaker
RiceMaker
Pig's Breath
Outbreak Swine
The Last Herd
Ace of SPADES (as in shovel)
ThePest-o
SureOats Regime
Hawk Moonshine
It's Not Really Organic (Truth)
...
Edit: Some of the best so far...
Boolean Germinate
Bad MooMoo
Beans of Eao
Farmamentarium (As a titan, A+ still)
4th Farmhand
Touch of Miraclegro
Atheon's Epic-Hog
Bones of Ee-ey-ee-ey-oh (New Winner)
Greenhouse
Abbadharvest
No Trespassers
Sheep Dog's Howl
Claws of Chupacabra
Sucrose Regime
No Time To Sow Grain
However,
[b]WE MUST HAVE MORE[/b]
English
#Destiny
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Edited by OldboyVicious: 6/26/2017 8:54:47 AMThese are from an old post, but I hope that other punficianados don't mind me regurgitating these haha. I'd grow: Iris Germanica - A beatlutiful shade in summer Towermatoes - Kinda soft right now, bit firming up White Tiger Lilies - Lovely winter bloom Crotadendrons - Sometimes they dont bloom on time Daysies of Iron - They rise nicely Roses of Dredgen Yor - Beware the thorns Gjallarcorn - Best for popping Hand Cannanbus - Never hits as hard as you want it to Eris Morning Glories - They bloom in the dark Ikora Reysins - Eris's fave Radishtar Sinks - Word is, they let these flowers out of the gradens Exotic Chestnuts - constantly raided by Squirrels Leeks - Seeds obtained from anonymous source Blueberries - Need extra help to grow strong Templartichokes - No one wants these on their plate New ones: Seasonings/spices Oregenoland Beyond - Adds decent spice, but as a primary dish is overpowering Thyme - Forever lost in the dark corners "Crotatoes - For making Taken Tots" - by Trestero Oddish added: Efrideet's A-spear-igus Clever Snapdragon Cauliflower's Duty An Unbent Tree providing shade Crota's Endive The Water Starfruit Vitisku1 made these two: Cabbage Patch 2.0 Angels Advocados A BeffudledLion adds: Ti-Tangerines - they're skin is stronger than you thought Hawk-moon flowers - they're beautiful, but deadly up close Plan C-weed - it's in the water and it'll definitely kill you LD-Argentinian Coffee Beans: were jittery and shooting anything that moves Fa-Beans Strategy - farting has always been a defensive tactic Ace of Spades - every farmer needs a good shovel Tuone-lavender SR4 - the best shade of purple Axi-Onions - they'll make you cry, before you die With grain we can make: Longbow-tie pasta - fancy and deadly And in the winter if our plantings do not provide enough food, we must become Hunters TyphlUpgrade: Iron Banana - A hard to swallow, bittersweet fruit. Highly carcinogenic. Original post link, for proper credit: https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forums/Post/227328758?sort=0&page=0 And if you still want more pun-ishment: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/227655224?sort=0&page=0