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[spoiler]made u look, hehe, NERD[/spoiler]
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  • Edited by Bill Nye: 6/25/2017 2:16:34 PM
    [spoiler]You just clicked on this spoiler.[/spoiler] [spoiler]You were not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.[/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler]http://ricercarmods.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ricer-mods-41.jpg[/spoiler] [spoiler]Bet you weren't expecting anything in that previous spoiler.[/spoiler] [spoiler]You are now blinking and breathing manually.[/spoiler] [spoiler]How to Cook Lasagna in Your Dishwasher Shock your dinner guest with this fun and unique way to prepare everyone's favorite Italian dish. Do your dishes, cook a meal, and give your guests something to talk about when you make lasagna in your dishwasher. Ingredients: 1/2 jar of favorite pasta sauce 3 fresh lasagna pasta sheets (or 'oven ready' lasagna sheets) 1/2 16.8 oz container of Ricotta cheese 1/2 package of mixed grated cheese 1 cup freshly chopped spinach Garlic Onion flakes Fine herbs Steps: 1. Cut three 24-inch x 12-inch sheets of aluminum foil and lie flat. 2. Take first lasagna sheet and place flat it in the center of the aluminum foil. 3. Spread a thick layer of pasta sauce over the sheet, covering the entire surface. 4. In a bowl, mix the ricotta cheese and spinach and layer half the mixture on top of the tomato sauce. 5. Layer desired amount of grated cheese, along with fine herbs, garlic, and onion flakes. 6. Top with second lasagna sheet and repeat all layers. 7. Cut third lasagna sheet into strips about 3/8-inch wide and layer on top of lasagna in a criss cross fashion. Top with herbs and spices. 8. Wrap lasagna tightly in the foil by taking the longest sides of the foil and bringing them to meet above the lasagna. 9. Fold the edges of the foil together to make a 'paper bag' effect (like that you would when folding a brown paper lunch bag)above the lasagna. Begin to fold the edges together downward until you are just above the lasagna. 10. Flatten the foil out above the lasagna and fold in the remaining sides like a present, first the sides, then the middle. 11. Place the wrapped lasagna flat in your dishwasher on the bottom rack. 12. Set dishwasher to normal cycle and select 'heated dry' and 'sanitize' settings for maximum heat. 13. Wait for the cycle to complete, then carefully remove lasagna from foil and let stand for a few minutes before serving.[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by Nepilepsy_: 6/23/2017 7:28:39 AM
    [spoiler]made you look. Now, listen up ya fat cvnt.[/spoiler] [spoiler]What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I’ve been involved in many numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 600 confirmed kills. I am trained in all forms of geurilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting multiple secret network's of spies across the Globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over fourteen hundred ways, and that’s just with one bare hand. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Every army in the world and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Earth, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo[/spoiler]

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      • [spoiler][i] [/i][/spoiler] [spoiler]haha, you fell for it. 😀[/spoiler]

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        • Edited by Jovis Joesun: 6/23/2017 2:58:12 PM
          [spoiler]Incomprehensible murmuring fills your mind and ears as you begin to drift into insanity and you bleed out of your eyes ears mouth and nose. [/spoiler] [spoiler]Oblivion[/spoiler]

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          • [quote][spoiler]made u look, hehe, NERD[/spoiler][/quote] You bastard

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            • I'll just tell my daddy to beat you up

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              • OK man, don't know why you like the ass end of cars so much, but here you go.

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