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Edited by ACROCANTHUS:
6/12/2017 1:29:59 PM
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How to get rid of fidget spinners
Create fidget spinners with uranium as a material then distribute them. we will rid this world of cancer with cancer. Ironic isn't it?
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Would the uranium glow in the dark?
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4 RepliesYou kidding me? Now you can spot people with autism easier than ever! [spoiler]JOKING![/spoiler]
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If you kill someone with it it'd get banned, unless they put it in the next amendment as a right to bear spinners or something.
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Better idea.. Chop off fingers.
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5 Repliesshut up fidget spinners are sick as fuk loser
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17 RepliesAnd screw over the people who actually use them as intended.
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20 Repliesa toy bothers you this much? sad
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Theres now a second wave of fidget spinners occurring due to people ordering online and only just receiving it. This tumor is persistent.
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Back in my day the equivalent to a figet spinner was a long stick
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Your use of exclamation marks is cancer, get off the wagon.
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2 RepliesI know how to kill the trend: you give it to the parents.
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4 RepliesEdited by BondyMilk: 6/11/2017 1:38:45 AM*I feel my anxiety fade with every rotation of my fidget spinner! It's being replaced by something else!* [b][i]LET THE AUTISM CONSUME YOU[/i][/b]
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Ironic? You mean idiotic
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2 RepliesUranium actually isn't radioactive enough to actually kill anyone
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1 ReplyWe had fidget spinners in my youth. We called them "butterfly knives"
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Why are people so triggered by toys? People just want to be mad at something, it seems.
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Have any of you fellow shitposters hear the rusty cage song
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1 ReplyI like to quote a smart, scientific solution from a "Patrick Star." [quote]Why don't we just take the <fidget spinners> and move them somewhere else? [/quote] -P. Star
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2 RepliesThe only good fidget spinner is a properly circular herringbone planetary gear bearing (3D printed, naturally). Those ones with ball bearings and extra nodes suck.
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Activate the Halo Array, the infestation has reached critical levels.
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1 ReplyEdited by Krishnas Prophet: 6/11/2017 4:40:44 AMHave u ever heard the tale of Darth Fidget Spinner The Wise?
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Use of flamethrowers reccomended for easy yet painful dispatchment
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4 RepliesI like fidget spinners because it reminds me of the destiny logo
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2 RepliesJust have Hillary do it on the same channel they show Spongebob, then all the kids will immediately stop doing it.
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Some people will call it cruel, extreme, inhumane. I call it Darwinism.
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1 ReplyNo you just get adults to start using them and thinking they're cool and the kids will get over them. - South park
