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6/9/2017 12:36:22 PM
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How to Wipe Efficiently?
Is there a good way to minimize the number of wipes needed?
After three wipes with normal TP and five wipes with baby wipes, there was [i]still[/i] poop on it. This typifies my experience, and it's not even diarrhea.
Solutions?
Obviously taking a shower afterwards is most effective, but that's not always an option.
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15 RepliesEdited by RustlingJimmies3: 6/10/2017 7:47:56 AM-Get in shower -Bend over -Grab a chunk of ass -Grab bar soap -Ram soap in ass hole -I mean really ram it up in there -Get out of shower -Waddle over to the kitchen -Grab turkey baster -Inject water up ass hole -Do the hokey pokey -Waddle back into bathroom -Grab tooth brush -Get back in shower -Get on your knees -Hold tooth brush between your feet -Lean back onto tooth brush. -Let tooth brush slide inside ass hole -Rock back and forth on tooth brush like a homosexual -Stand up -Remove tooth brush -Squat -Let soapy water drain out of your ass hole You now has clean butt hole.
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The three sea shells method is the way of the future.
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Literally examining this thread as I sit here on the toilet
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Sometimes its like trying to wipe peanut butter off a slice of bread.
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Sometimes its like trying to wipe peanut butter off a slice of bread.
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Don't shit?
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Maybe change your diet? If the poop is sticky or something it may be unhealthy
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2 RepliesGet yourself one of these.
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4 RepliesHow does a blind guy know when to stop wiping?
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Take a magazine in with you there's always reading material in my loo. (Don't rush)
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1 ReplyI feel like you should've put this in #Destiny and seen how many people fell for it before it got moved here lol.
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if you can afford it, then get a european style heated bidet. it's a water jet ass cleaning toilet.
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1 ReplyIf you're flushing wet wipes, you're contributing to fatbergs. Google at your own discretion.
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Shave your butt hairs.
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Just spray the garden hose directly into your asshole. Everything else is inconsistent.
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1 ReplyWe need some free market solutions
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7 RepliesJust poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain. Problem solved.
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Some of these replies made me choke on my beer. Keep up the good work 👍
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Just sit inside the toilet dummy.
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Edited by Gravy Train: 6/9/2017 11:29:29 PMYou don't know?
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1. Make sure to spread your cheeks before beginning in order to mitigate the radius. 2. Hope it splashes because water assists you in cleaning. If not, use the sink. 3. Front to back. Fold the paper and go again. [spoiler]I'm half serious.[/spoiler]
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3 Repliessometimes it just wont stop giving you shit, no wiping technique will change that
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Small bundle, shove it up there, rotate a few times, repeat if necessary.
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Not really an effective way. I was in the woods and took a massive half pound water shit and there was nothing that would clean my ass out correctly, not even jumping into a lake.
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I heard those flushable wipes are good. Never used myself though.
