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Edited by bip: 5/27/2017 4:57:05 AM
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Minecraft with Gadget

Mike: I don't know what the block does, do you? Gadget: I don't know. Mike: Ehehe, I don't know. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how you doin', Inspector Gadget? Gadget: I'm having a lot of fun. Mike: So, wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? Gadget: I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Mike: Ahaha, ok! Alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. Gadget: You can shut up now. I'm always on duty. Hmm, do you have that game “Miney Crafta?” Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computerbook. Let's play Miney Crafta. Mike: Uumm, well, I have… Minecraft? Ehh, that-I think that's prolly what you're talking about. Uh, let's try that. Gadget: Hmmm… Oh yes, this is it! Miney Crafta! Mike: No no no, Inspector Gadget, it's called “Minecraft.” Gadget: Oh, Minecrap. I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is- in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best ff-thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days. It's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Mike: Well, there really is no point, it's a sandbox game. Gadget: Oh good! I love building sandcastles. Mike: Nah, that just means you can do anything you want, like explore, build stuff, and mess around. Gadget: What kind of stuff can you build? Mike: Well, anything, really. Like there's one guy that built a, uh, scale model of the Starship Enterprise. Gadget: My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has, quite possibly, never had sex. Mike: Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity. Gadget: But, he is just copying a fake rocketship blueprint, designed by someone else. Seems more like “monkey see, monkey do,” than using creative energy, if you ask me. Mike: Oh, you think you can do better, huh? Gadget: I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me perform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up Brain's doody, all at the same time. He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate M.A.D. Agents. What assholes. Mike: He might not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but, I think that the kid used Minecraft in, a unique, and, complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation o- Gadget kills Mike Gadget: I told you to “shut up,” but you didn't listen. … Oh look, a free iPad!

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