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7/10/2010 9:54:34 AM
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A detailed analysis of James Blunt's "You're Beautiful"
My life is brilliant. (your life must suck if seeing a pretty girl on the subway means this much to you)
My love is pure. (you aren't in love, you're actually being really creepy)
I saw an angel. (dayum she must have been hott!)
Of that I'm sure. (couldnt think of anything else to rhyme with pure, huh?)
She smiled at me on the subway. (no way dude! get some!!!)
She was with another man. (probably her brother or something, it's ok)
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan. (which is...?)
You're beautiful. You're beautiful. (oh good plan)
You're beautiful, it's true. (oh i thought you were lying)
I saw your face in a crowded place, (lyrical genius at its finest)
And I don't know what to do, (i thought you said you had a plan)
'Cause I'll never be with you. (yeah, most people don't end up with random pretty girls they see on the subway. when i first learned this, my entire world was shattered)
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
F***ing high, (seriously? who swears in a song like this? how is being high even relevant to the songr? and why were you even high in the first place? well i guess your last name is blunt....)
And I don't think that I'll see her again, (thanks captain obvious)
But we shared a moment that will last till the end. (dude you literally glanced at each other for just a few seconds. is that the most profound experience you've ever had with a girl?)
You're beautiful. You're beautiful. (ok thanks now leave me alone please)
You're beautiful, it's true. (back off before i pepper spray you)
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do, (just forget about it and get on with your miserable life)
'Cause I'll never be with you. (why didnt you just propose to her right there then? it was worth a shot...)
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you. (not in the same tense as the sentence before, doesnt make sense logically, barely even fits rhythmically into the song. all in all, the worst line ever written)
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you. (i can't wait to hear the song he writes after he has his first ever conversation with a girl)
thank you for reading. check [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gReXLopqSow]this[/url] out too
[Edited on 07.10.2010 1:19 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Creighton Sir, this thread is 6 years 9 months 14 days 18 hours 34 minutes and 18..19...20 seconds late.[/quote] I actually wrote this a long time ago and posted it on facebook, then i had the idea to post it on the flood
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ZOMG! I remember this thread! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] captain subway hi five[/quote] Why did you bump it?
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I've heard about the "I've got a plan" contradiction before, but the rest of it is new. Damn funny too, cheers OP!
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hi five
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GeorgeBaggy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GeorgeBaggy an angel. (dayum she must have been hott!)[/quote] Mine is. ^_^ <3 [quote]She could see from my face that I was, F***ing high[/quote] It's 'flying high'.[/quote] only on the radio, on the album version he swears[/quote] Holy carp, are you serious? My entire perception of this song just flew upside down.
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I lol'd.
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I've alway questioned the f****** concept and point of this song. You saw a girl, you're never gonna see her again, DAYUM RUSH TO THE STUDIO gotta make a song about it. WTF.
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Spot on thread OP, spot on.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GeorgeBaggy You're beautiful. You're beautiful. (oh good plan) [/quote] I was cracking up that part.
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Brilliant.
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Sir, +10 internetz to you my friend.
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Best thread I've seen in a while.
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Sir, this thread is 6 years 9 months 14 days 18 hours 34 minutes and 18..19...20 seconds late.
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I LMFAO HOLY -blam!-Z
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I think the singer was just high on cocaine. This would explain: Him being high. Him finding so much interest in this little moment. Feeling depressed afterwords. Also could have been meth. Or tweak.
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That was funny.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GeorgeBaggy My life is brilliant. (your life must suck if seeing a pretty girl on the subway means this much to you) My love is pure. (you aren't in love, you're actually being really creepy) I saw an angel. (dayum she must have been hott!) Of that I'm sure. (couldnt think of anything else to rhyme with pure, huh?) She smiled at me on the subway. (no way dude! get some!!!) She was with another man. (probably her brother or something, it's ok) But I won't lose no sleep on that, 'Cause I've got a plan. (which is...?) You're beautiful. You're beautiful. (oh good plan) You're beautiful, it's true. (oh i thought you were lying) I saw your face in a crowded place, (lyrical genius at its finest) And I don't know what to do, (i thought you said you had a plan) 'Cause I'll never be with you. (yeah, most people don't end up with random pretty girls they see on the subway. when i first learned this, my entire world was shattered) Yeah, she caught my eye, As we walked on by. She could see from my face that I was, F***ing high, (seriously? who swears in a song like this? how is being high even relevant to the songr? and why were you even high in the first place? well i guess your last name is blunt....) And I don't think that I'll see her again, (thanks captain obvious) But we shared a moment that will last till the end. (dude you literally glanced at each other for just a few seconds. is that the most profound experience you've ever had with a girl?) You're beautiful. You're beautiful. (ok thanks now leave me alone please) You're beautiful, it's true. (back off before i pepper spray you) I saw your face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, (just forget about it and get on with your miserable life) 'Cause I'll never be with you. (why didnt you just propose to her right there then? it was worth a shot...) You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. There must be an angel with a smile on her face, When she thought up that I should be with you. (not in the same tense as the sentence before, doesnt make sense logically, barely even fits rhythmically into the song. all in all, the worst line ever written) But it's time to face the truth, I will never be with you. (i can't wait to hear the song he writes after he has his first ever conversation with a girl) thank you for reading. check [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gReXLopqSow]this[/url] out too[/quote] lmao, win
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X I Eat Rocks X [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GeorgeBaggy http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jamesblunt/yourebeautiful.html not on the cd version[/quote] Lol I said flying high 'cause I sang it in school choir. I had no idea it was edited lmao. You're right, why the hell would he even put lyrics like that in lol??[/quote] i dont know hahaha but it just makes the song that much funnier
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GeorgeBaggy http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jamesblunt/yourebeautiful.html not on the cd version[/quote] Lol I said flying high 'cause I sang it in school choir. I had no idea it was edited lmao. You're right, why the hell would he even put lyrics like that in lol??
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*Pops Champagne in celebration*
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http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jamesblunt/yourebeautiful.html not on the cd version
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Centrelink not funny[/quote] no you
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It was actually Flying high, if you didn't know... Still, very funny.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GeorgeBaggy My love is pure.[/quote]SAKURANO KURIMU, SAKURANO KURIMUUU
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I actually met james blunt, total douche.
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You're so funneh.
