I'm a white cis middle class christian male born in America, but I still haven't gotten my monthly privilege check, nor have I been exempt from any laws in court, or even given [b]any[/b] of my discounts these SJW's keep complaining about. I don't know where to go about this, need help!
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I know how you feel man, I had to pay for college out of my own pocket, because only minorities get free college based on race. Hell, I have an indian card and I still didn't get a scholarship because I look too white. I bet Blake Griffin didn't have these problems! Before someone say he isn't considered black watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evHzlBrzq70 Start at :20 end at :25 if you don't want to hear the other garbage.
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What an infantile and deliberately fallacious understanding of privilege.
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I'm going to bet $20 you've never been pulled over for "not looking like you're from around here." "I'll take 'living a life free of harassment from law enforcement' for 500, Alex."
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Hold on we will check now "beepboopbeep" hmm ok looks like you have a faulty privilege, we can repair it but it would probably be cheaper to get a new one........
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Edited by kerrick2: 5/28/2017 11:11:30 PMHeads back to Ebonics class[spoiler]more of a rasta 101 to be honest[/spoiler]
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Sometimes, I worry about you people of OffTopic XD
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Oh please I'm pretty sure white men get a 10% discount at Home Depot on grills and lawncare products
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you mean you haven't oppressed any women or black people in the last 24 hours? I call witchcraft.
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3edgy5me
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Edited by Athos SD: 5/27/2017 7:29:12 AMWh1te people [spoiler]they came on boats and messed everything up [/spoiler]
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Actually, poor white boys have the worst start in life.
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Must be you're not blonde enough. Blonde privilege > peasant white privilege
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Cheque*
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It's gone to Planned Parenthood
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Go to certain rural Midwest areas to receive it. Or, stand outside and receive free vitamin D, unlike our black counterparts.
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I'd recommend pulling your head out of your $&!" and carrying on about your day. :-)
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I'm sorry to break this to you, but not receiving your privileges means you have some sort of minority in your ancestry. The government has flagged this and most likely sends patrols to follow you every day to make sure you aren't doing anything illegal. Beware, as soon as you so much as jaywalk, you will be shot to death.
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You'll probably get it once black people receive their reparations.
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Did you send in the application?
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I was in public the other day and at this store in a crowded mall a group of blacks were LOUDLY REPEATING "the N word". There were women and children feet away from this. Of course no one says or does anything.
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being an amazing white male is awful at the moment. I mean since you are white your great great grandparents must have owned slaves and treated blacks poorly, even though in reality a very small percent even owned slaves. Since you are white you also must just naturally think blacks are lesser than you. and whatever excuse you give to say you aren't racist, just is to cover up your racist inner self.
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"Haha I'm trying to be funny by making a 2 year old joke"
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You too? I thought maybe the institutionally racist government just got my address wrong since they usually mail them.
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I'm still waiting for my checks from the Clinton campaign, because apparently I spent the last 8 months shilling for them.
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Edited by ReignofSpartain: 5/25/2017 11:48:33 PMI enjoy not getting tickets in my blue nissan sentra, glasses, and light skin. Im pretty much cop proof. I speed all the time. Ill even eat/drive while next to one (panics my girl though). Friends get jealous of it though. They imply its privilege to where I say... hell yes it is. (Only wear glasses driving because of dmv ass. I never where glasses anywywhere else)
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Blue eyes, white privilege. And you sir have no blue eyes