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5/25/2017 3:16:00 PM
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Did you guys know there's a Bible according to Shrek?
It starts at Psalm:
[spoiler]BODY ONCE TOLD ME[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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Flynn please
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Haha. Got a good laugh outa this. The other day on youtube, I came across a vid of some guy with bushy hair and glasses. He would put on music of other songs, but instead of singing that song, he'd sing this song over it. About an hour later. I was like....why did I just watch [i]so[/i] many vids of this dude singing the same damn song, over the wrong song? Lol somehow they were entertaining!
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This is the ancient joke police! Come out with your hands up!
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1 ReplyThis joke is ogre rated.
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1 ReplyAfter 5 or so seconds of my gear's turning, I cracked up. Well done
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8 RepliesThe world was gonna roll me
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2 Replies....Flynn pls.
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11 RepliesSmash Mouth = Shrek?
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That physically hurt me to read.
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If I may have the honor of reciting the ancient holy songs of Shrek. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored. Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
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2 RepliesThe world was gonna [b]blow[/b] me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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6 RepliesThe world was gonna roll me.
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THE WORLD WAS MADE OF MACARONI
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Took a second but just as funny once i read aloud lmao
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Yu ar an hero
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[i]n[/i]
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...please kill me [spoiler]jk that was pretty funny [/spoiler]
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I don't normally do it for these types of posts but here's a like ;)
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This is honestly one of the best posts I've ever seen. God bless.
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There are bible passages with words swapped for "shrek" "swamp" "drek" "donkey" and etc.
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16 RepliesI too browse the Reddit front page.
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Inb4ban
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Well played.
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