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5/24/2017 5:56:08 AM
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A Sidney Crosby showed up on my porch; what do?
I can't keep it because my family has too many whiny babies. It is a little crybaby that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been trying to comfort it and got it a pacifier. What else should I do? Nobody has come looking for it yet.
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#Offtopic
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3 RepliesTell him Ottawa wins game 7
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1 ReplyBreak his legs so we can have a Canadian team in the finals
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1 ReplyIf you're hungry no one will ever know. Surely you're at least curious what we taste like.
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1 ReplyEdited by Neilius Maximus: 5/25/2017 3:46:20 PMSmack him upside his head so he can get another concussion and be forced to retire from the NHL so he can finally die in peace by drowning in his own tears.
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1 ReplySell it and brick the house
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5 RepliesDump him in Colorodo. They literally couldn't do worse for having him around.
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1 ReplyBreak his legs so that the penguins lose the nhl playoffs #go any team that isn't the penguins #I used a hash tag #please kill me!
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Build a dungeon under the porch and keep it there feeding it once every couple days or just when you remember to.
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1 ReplyLaugh at him for not being Steven Stamkos.
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*yawn
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Fre sha voca do
