If someone doesn't like smoked meat they should be taken out back and executed. They're obviously some sort of sociopath. I wouldn't be comfortable sleeping in the same beds as her, man.
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She'll have it sometimes, but not as much as me. She makes up for it in other ways 😉
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You missed an obvious pun involving her making up for it and smoked meat. It's vulgar and we're talking about your girlfriend, so I won't go there.
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Nah... I got it. She's my wife, and once you're married getting your meat smoked becomes less and less frequent. [spoiler]Enjoy your youth mate 😂[/spoiler]
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I've been with my girlfriend about 3 years now. I've noticed the same trend, haha.