We have been fighting across the galaxy for years. We have stayed awake for hours when we should have slept. We have awoken our families with cries of joy and sorrow. And we have gained more knowledge and stuff than we can even hold.
We have shown gods what we are made of. Put to rest the most wicked and dreadful creatures imaginable. We have heard Omnigul scream so many goddam times!...
And yet the Cabal see fit to rain on our parade. To attack us when we are feeling confident. To build a thing that attaches to our light source because they know they can't defeat us head on. All our stuff is gone. Our tower. The purple ball. Those pigeons. That special spot where even the try hardest try hard sweaty pvp players took screen shots of themselves. Don't try to deny it. We've seen your profiles. It's all gone.
And now we are forced out into the wild to live...on a farm.
The Cabal must die a horrible death at the end of every sword we obtain. Every ability we discover. Every weapon we decrypt.
Gary. Must. Die.
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New Mission: Clean the Barn New Mission: Slop the Pigs New Mission: Sow the Fields Reward: Weapon, Hoe of Rage
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Edited by Solarvoidlock: 5/26/2017 7:20:41 PM[quote]And now we are forced out into the wild to live...on a farm.[/quote] I think it's a nice and interesting change. Reminds me of Hershel's farm where Rick's group seeks shelter. [spoiler]Corl![/spoiler]
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I'm just pissed drinking all day
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I swear to God if Gary eat my celery stick I am going to shove a striker titan, a nova bomb AND a Shadowshot down his f*cking throat.
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In other news, switching to GEICO could save me 15% on car insurance.
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A farm really isn't the most interesting location for a social space.
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It's all one big [b][i][u]acronym [/u][/i][/b] The red legion = communism Everyone else = the weak outside world
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We are agents of the light so that means we're the good guys The Cabal come in and destroy our shit They are called the RED Legion Do you know what else is RED and destroys light? That's right, Santa- I mean Satan. Psions in the Red Legion also have Devil horns, coincidence? I. THINK. NOT.
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I'm pissed to, because killing Gary will be hard as fuk with this archaic peer-2-peer networking system. This is my opinion... take it for what it's worth. Activision/Bungie is banking on the fact that the average gamer doesn't put two and two together in understanding that many of the significant issues experienced in Destiny 1 and now likely Destiny 2 were/will be attributed to this obsolete P2P system (I'm not saying Dedis are perfect, but they are far superior for twitch type games and MMOs; especially FPS MMOs). This is why Bungie/Activision could never fixed and avoided addressing any of the significant ongoing issues for 3 years in terms of game play. To help everyone understand what those issues are, I listed a few of the recurring problems that are directly attributed to a P2P systems faults. 1) ***Big and minute (minute - meaning that it is not likely detectable by the gamer) movement lapses/lag in [b]PvE and PvP..[/b] which Substantially affects Hit Detection. Which in turn affects TTK (what we think are ghost bullets, or when we can't understand why one game we are melting an opponent and the next the damned shield and health bar just won't go down, etc). Another thought that has crossed my mind is that some nerfs, asked for by community members, may have been a result of people experiencing these TTK Hit registration issues mentioned above on a frequent basis. Even visually undetectable small character movement issues can substantially affect TTK and Minute undetectable Lag can affect Hit registration substantially in a FPS. AND the community just didn't realize that's what was/is happening. 2) seemly mysterious Network Errors 3) loading delays 4) matchmaking delays 5) ****Content limitations (i.e. 3 man strikes vs 6+, or large battle multiplayer, the real reason the reduced PvP to 4v4, 6 man patrols) 6) fps being capped at 30 7) Tick rate issues - this can be a very big deal in terms of Hit registration and character movement. 8) "lagging out" even when you have a green bar 9) problems with players not being able to join, or matches where where no body is placed into a game fills that became a 5v3 . 10) the rampant number of cheaters. Lag switchers and DDOSs... this issue alone has turned so many away from Trials.
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So, will the Speaker ever tell us about the stories of the Traveler and all that jazz that he "could have" back three years ago?
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Gary: Y'all mind if I....... systematically drain the travler of the light in order to figure out how the Cabal can weaponize it and in the process kick your puny, non-turtle teeth in?
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I agree, D2 needs a nerf
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They will try to kill you, Kill them back!
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What if the farm had mutated chickens that replaced sparrows?
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um incorrect title ? Because you listed a motivation to do exactly what destiny two wants you do with a lot of passion lol
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Why would you want to kill such a cute thing????
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Dude. It's a video game.
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Me too! If I don't get to bring my raisins and my celery into Destiny 2, someone is going down,I'm telling you right now.
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Gary is just mad because when he was a nine-year old cabaling, he dreamed of having the light of the traveler. Running strikes, beating his turtlebrahs in the crucible, maybe even doing a raid or two. He's come to rightfully claim some traveler juice, so he can fight the hordes of darkness for a while. Plus, Gary is a madman in the disco- to see him is to feel warmth at his non-stop energy and infectious smile. [spoiler]jk- DEATH TO GARY!![/spoiler]
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Purple Ball, celery, and tiny box of raisins gone [quote]Gary. Must. Die.[/quote]
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Celery
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To be fair on the Cabals part, they did at least attack the city head on, even if it they did utilize high tech smoke machines to have cover. Any other faction would've fought way dirtier. Like, the fallen would have snuck in at night and stabbed the traveler with a rusty knife or something, giving every guardian tetanus.
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Lol'd @ those pigeons
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They assured me their vaults were safe, somebody is getting sued and I'm gonna get all of the glimmer.
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Edited by KayOsS882: 5/23/2017 4:13:28 PMI have a body bag with every cabals name on it at the ready. If they get blown up with rockets, i will mop them up and put them in a jar. My fortress will be lined with cabals head on pikes to show them they cant not mess with my celery and raisins and expect not to pay the ultimate price.
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Thats the thing. Bungie never said we dont get to take the Tower back at the end of the campaign, I mean that is the point of the game. There could also be a couple missions and even a potrol station at the Tower for players to experience. I know I have high hopes and this stuff is more likely not to be in Destiny 2, but they seem like practical possibilities.