After having suffered through countless LFG recruited raid teams comprised of the absolute worst players imaginable, I was left with one question.. [i]Why?[/i] Why, after posting clear requirements, am I still finding myself in these terrible raid teams? Suddenly it hit me. Most players using LFG simply speak a different language, ergo, what [i]I[/i] presume to be explicit instructions are, for LFG players, completely ambiguous. After much research and careful thought, and in an effort to save the rest of you fine guardians the same frustration, I've compiled a list of typical raid requirements and their respective LFGinese translations. [b]WHAT I MEAN[/b] - [i]WHAT LFG PLAYERS THINK I MEAN[/i]. [b]Must be experienced[/b] - [i]New players welcome.[/i]. [b]Need one more[/b] - [i]Invite me to your 7 player party[/i]. [b]Must have emblem[/b] - [i]Have an excuse ready for not having emblem[/i] [b]Must have Raze Lighter / Dark Drinker[/b] - [i]Must have unlevelled Young Wolf's Howl[/i]. [b]Need one Titan[/b] - [i]Need Warlocks and Hunters[/i]. [b]Please have Touch of Malice[/b] - [i]Please have unlevelled Zhalo[/i]. [b]Looking for quick run[/b] - [i]Willing to sherpa[/i]. [b]No kids[/b] - [i]Kids preferred[/i]. [b]Send party invite[/b] - [i]Send friend request before spamming me with messages saying "raid?"[/i]. Please feel free to add your own.