Until 3 hours ago, when I had a religious awakening, I was a hardcore believer that Jeffery The Giraffe was a god. At the age of five, I was holding onto my favorite stuffed animal, my giraffe. My older then told me that my giraffe was a religious beaten for the unstoppable tide of Jeffery, a mega god hidden in the shroud of Toys 'R' Us, making lives better. I believed this with all my heart. And then, someone told me THAT HE WAS A FAKE!!!! That was to far!! So tell me Offtopic! Who is real? Those stupid fake gods, or [b][i][u]JEFFERY THE GIRAFFE!!!!!![/u][/i][/b]