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5/8/2017 4:36:32 PM
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Funniest video game quotes/moments... That nobody else seems to find funny.
Good evening everybody! This is Aifos coming to you alive from Ikaruga, with my friend Celica! Eh.. Celica? It was literally just a straight hallway from where she was to get here.. Where did she..?
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It seems we're having some directional difficulties, but don't change the channel! We'll continue without Celica!
Humor is a rather curious thing. What one person finds hilarious, others will find annoying, or even offensive. Sometimes, we find things to be way funnier than they should be, and start laughing so hard we start tearing up, while everyone else in the room just looks at us like "why are you laughing so hard, that wasn't even that funny", resulting in embarrassment, but laughing too hard to stop, resulting in getting more embarrased!
..Ahem.. Anyways, [b][u]tl;dr? Here's my point![/u][/b]
We all know the funny moments everyone loved, let's hear about those jokes/moments in games that nobody else you know finds funny!
My answer:
[spoiler]Celica's lack of direction in general I find great, but one particular moment made me laugh to the point I started crying;
Ragna: "Just go straight down this road, okay? Straight! Do not turn for ANY reason!"
Celica: "Okay, you don't need to repeat yourself, sheesh."
Ragna: "Just.. Do it, okay?"
Celica: "Okay!" *takes three steps* "Hey Minerva, wouldn't this way be a shortcut?"
Ragna: "STOP! Minerva, take her to the NOL building! Celica! Follow Minerva exactly!"
Minerva: "...!"[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat game are you talking about
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[quote]I don't speak Japanese.[/quote]
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1 ReplyIn halo 2 if you save a group of covenant from being infected by the flood: Grunt: "We're saved! The arbiter has saved us! Stupid jackal, say thank you!"
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Edited by Depression (Adept): 5/13/2017 8:43:54 PMWhen life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. Get mad! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it have Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna have my boys in the labs invent a combustible lemon to burn your house down! Glados: "let's call your parents. *phone rings* we're sorry but the parents you are trying to reach do not love you'. Oh that is sad....but impressive, maybe they worked for the phone company.
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"Baa" -Pilgor the goat
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I laughed when Jorge threw you off the corvette in halo reach, i know he died and that was bad but i laughed for two reasons: 1. HE JUST THREW YOU INTO SPACE! 2. He has a very good throw, threw me right into an important battle.
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Trevor tripping on the fence in gta 5 That shït made me laugh hard
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4 RepliesEdited by RevenantsShadow: 5/12/2017 12:17:23 PM"Lord, I didn't train to be a pilot. Please tell me I don't have any more flying to do today" *Explosion* "So... Was that a yes or a no?" [i]Halo 3: ODST[/i]
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4 Replies"How long did you serve with Lastimosa?" "Captain Lastimosa first linked with me 973 days ago." "That's longer than any relationship I've had." "Noted."
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"GODDAMNIT, I TRUSTED YOU! -blam!- YOU! AND -blam!- YOUR MARKER!" -Ser Isaac of the Clarke Dead Space 2
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4 RepliesEverything that makes claptrap depressed or gets rid of him.
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Edited by Firewheeler: 5/12/2017 5:13:29 AM"Back when I was first starting out in the corps, our squad didn't have a tank! We had sticks and a rock- and we had to [i]share[/i] the rock!" That and about every other word that came out of that glorius man's mouth.
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3 RepliesEdited by Shade9800: 5/9/2017 11:53:53 PMHm bonerfarts
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Edited by FrostD: 5/11/2017 10:13:38 PM[quote]Ignis: I've got a bad feeling about this place. Gladiolus: Yeah, like death could be lurking around every corner. Prompto: So avoid All corners. Got it. -FFXV[/quote]
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1 ReplyEdited by Cthulhu Fhtagn: 5/16/2017 4:35:14 AM"Ryder, I can't feel my gall-bladder!" "Wait, does your species even have gall-bladders?" "OH NO, IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!" --------------------------------------- "If I get eaten, even if it's hilarious..... destroy the vids." --------------------------------------- "I bet I can drink it!" "NO Drack, no!" --------------------------------------- "You want to decide the fate of Kadara by shooting at each other?!" "Two people shooting at each other is a lot better than a lot of people shooting at each other..." --------------------------------------- "You're not expendable, Drack..." "We are NOT having this conversation!.." "He's right you know..." "I hate you all. Let me be old and cranky in peace." --------------------------------------- "Nasira once assassinated a krogan warlord with a pack of playing cards." "A pack of cards?!" "Choking hazard, apparently." --------------------------------------- "Hey, don't go pushing your luck there." "But luck cannot be pushed, it is a... wait, idiom?" "Yep." "Shit." --------------------------------------- "Hey Cora, you got an empty heat sink on you?" "Why?" "Need to patch a hole in my armour, wind keeps whistling through my nethers." "Here. And I don't want that back. EVER." --------------------------------------- "How many times have I told you this story?" "343." "Wait, you've been keeping count?!" (laughter) "Ru'shan, that's not funny..." --------------------------------------- "How's it going over there, Jaal?.. Jaal?!! JAAL?!! YOU ALIVE?!!" (waking noises)"Hmmm? What did I miss?" "You were sleeping?! How can you sleep with Ryder's driving?!" "This is a very smooth ride." (later) "Ugh. Ryder, could you make a sharp turn or hit a ditch or something. Jaal's fallen asleep again." (much later) (sounds of loud snoring) "Great." "You know he only falls asleep when you're here, right?" "What?" (much, much later) "What, Ryder? Here? Now?" "Huh?" "You know I want to, but Jaal's sleeping right there. What if he wakes UUuuuUUUuup... Screw it, I want you!" "All right! Pull over! I'll give you two some privacy." "I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING!!!" "Apparently, I wasn't the only one..."
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1 Reply*fires spartan laser* 343 Guilty Spark: *high pitched blabbering* *explosion* I don't know why but this always cracked me up.
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5 RepliesOh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red, Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead (pause) And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade, As he told of bold battles and gold he had made. (longer pause) But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red, When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said; (shorter pause) "Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead, Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!" (pause) And so then came clashing and slashing of steel, As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal. (pause) And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more- When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!
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"You said there wouldnt be any cameras?" "You said you were gonna wear somthin nice!" All i can imagine is master cheif in a wardrobe trying on different outfits while cortana gives him fashion advice, that shit cracked me up more than it should have.
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2 RepliesGLaDOS, Portal 2: [i]Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.[/i]
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3 Replies"There is no other option than a throw." "Is that a good idea, BT?" "There is little chance I will miss."
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[quote]AHH! Bird, bird, bird! Kill it! [b][i]It's evil.[/i][/b][/quote]
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Vetra "It's steak, cow." Ryder "Uhh earth cow?" Vetra "I dunno it just said cow on the packet, does it matter?" I think this scene is the reason I can't help but Romance Vetra in MEA basically every time.
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3 RepliesI used to be an adventurer like you... [spoiler]then I took an arrow to the knee[/spoiler]
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Getting to sanctuary and reading the wanted posters
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[quote]I am 50% in love. [/quote]
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2 RepliesI've recently gotten back into Borderlands 2. I've never played the campaign of carnage DLC and we started it last night. I just love all the short insight from Mister Torgue. I can't remember the line exactly but he says something alone the lines of "This comm keep f*cking bleeping me out! I've told those motherf*ckers to fix it a million times!"
