Ive been a good boy and save up 50 GBP this week Now I can dine on tendies all WEEKEND Lunch goes smoothly enough,bgot a nice hot plate of tendies and sauce My tummy starts to growl and I know its time for dinner I leave my room and head downstairs "MUMMY! TIME FOR DIN DIN! ITS TENDIE TIME!" Mummas on the couch watching a movie with another new daddy. Lazy -blam!-, but as long as I get my tendies. "Sorry dear! But you know the rules! Tendies only once a day! Just heat up some bagel bitez and leave me and my friend alone!" Liar! There are no such rules on the GBP CHART! AND BAGEL BITEZ? WHAT AN INSULT! She'll learn. Wait until 2 hours past my beddie bye time. Grab my pee pee spitoon and hidden pear of mummy's underwear to use as a mask. Interrupt her and new daddy playing. "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE! CHICKEN TENDIES IS WHAT I DESIRE!" Start spinning around like taz from Loony toons spraying my pee pee all over. New daddy is screaming and mummy is crying. Now im sitting in bed eating breakfast tendies like a king. New daddie even said he was going to show me his new gun in the woods next weekend! Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE