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4/30/2017 6:10:51 PM
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The Legend of Unleveled Zhalo Supercell Guy
Year 1 brought us Smoggypluto. In Year 2, it was One Shot Ted. Now, at the end, comes the Dawning of a new Age. The Age of Unleveled Zhalo Supercell Guy (UZSG).
UZSG is so talented, he can roll with his gun of choice with any LFG Crota's End group. He'll nail the Abyss with it, and then use it during the rest of the raid. It doesn't matter that he is the first to die at every subsequent encounter, the Leeroy Jenkins, get up close strategy always triumphs.
UZSG can take down Chuck Norris. UZSG knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. He'll be the sword bearer just to get close enough to Crota to down him with THE GUN., because this week's raid modifier is arc burn. Special or heavy exotics are of no use at all, his blue weapons of choice will do.
Let us all just hope that there is a place in Destiny 2 for this legend.
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11 RepliesEdited by RoseScythe: 5/2/2017 4:43:57 AMCalling a storm, but I ain't no 'lock. My sidearm is scorch, but my primary? Shock. I purge the abyss, giving thrall an arc halo. while clearing the way with my unlevelled Zhalo. Gatekeepers fear the Supercell in my sword hand. Bane of the Swordless? Oops.. ya'll better 5 man. Deathsinger challenge? Ir Yut's song's over. I'll fry that witch while you're still killing Ogres. -_- [b]Who can run sword?[/b] *Chirp* *Chirp* I go stealth mode. My launcher has Vacuum, but no Heavy Payload. When Crota sprays loot like a hive piñata.. I leave the party without saying nada.
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First shalt thou take out the Holy Unlevelled Zhalo. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then shootest thou thy Holy Unlevelled Zhalo of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
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4 RepliesHOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME... [spoiler]Chuck Norris? Nothing beats Chuck.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by MyopicBones: 5/3/2017 12:03:39 PMWell, since we're on the subject of Monty Python, does he expect the Spanish Inquisition?
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Ahh, I remember Smoggypluto. Those were the days
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8 RepliesAn African or a European swallow?
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1 ReplyYour post is shit and you're not funny, just deal with it you crybaby.
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Guardian, Archon Of LightArchon Priest Of House Light - old
I tried to do VOG last week with UZCG, Unfortunately everything he had was unleveled , including his blue special and heavy I left -
Yeah ok.......
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1 ReplyBut, you can't use Zhalo till max level?
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2 RepliesBusiness has me tied down this past week. Haven't read a lot on the forums but noticed everybody's talking about zhalo. Can somebody explain what's going on please
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Can someone link me to the one shot ted post?
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UZSG is no match for 280 light Titan with darkblade helm 280titanwithdarkbladehelm runs around crucible, dominating everyone with much higher k/d's 280titanwithdarkbladehelm always lags behind in strikes but never leaves 280titanwithdarkbladehelm always runs exotics that don't match his subclass 280titanwithdarkbladehelm always criticizes everyone else's fashion despite lacking any himself You should fear him
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6 RepliesHow about the guy with no mic thats blasting trap music and can barely hear his teammates? GNMBTMCBHT will solo the abyss with the power of his zhalo and the hype of the migos yelling RAIN DROP, DROP TOP GNMBTMCBHT will tear through the gorgons with nothing but a sidearm and young thug mumbling stuff about pussy, money, and weed. GNMBTMCBHT will show oryx thats he's only a beta male with a sword and Kodak black mumbling about finally being out of prison. GNMBTMCBHT will show vosik and aksis that their tech is outdated with PnB rapping about his range rover.
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UZSG is simply the souls of SmoggyPlutto and OneShotTed fighting over a burrito.
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African or European?
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3 RepliesSmoggy was cool Who the -blam!-ed was 1-Shot guy? This ain't catching on
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Oryk is kill > one shot ted
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I ran into this guy last night during Ir Yut challenge. He kept dying or wasn't doing his part causing other people on his side to die. Checked his load out. Unleveled zalo supercell lol. He split about 20 minutes before reset though. Got my clan mate in and we finished 2nd try.
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5 RepliesI don't know about UZSG, but Guy Using a Fusion Rifle in a Raid, or, GUFRR, ensures that no progress will be had.
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4 RepliesWho is this unleveled zhalo supercell guy? Did I miss something? Is he a new forum meme?
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OP if you wanna hit it big with the forced meme you're gonna have to craft and deliver it on Reddit. B.net community is where the Destiny meme's are laid to rest by becoming the beaten horse.
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Stop wasting your time creating garbage inane posts like this. Holy -blam!-
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2 RepliesAfrican or European?
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No...
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2 RepliesWhat is smoggypluto and one shot ted?
