Community Focus - lethalviper80
Apr. 28, 2017
Our focus this week is on a long-standing member of the community. Even after Destiny died many horrible, agonizing deaths, he stuck around to inform the masses about it in the forums. I'm talking, of course, about lethalviper80. We recently sat down with him to see what new things he's getting into and also... just to see why the hell he's still here.
[b]So, we meet at last. You haven't had too many nice things to say about our game lately, have you?[/b]
LV: Well... I haven't had [i]any[/i] nice things to say about it. Your game is trash, you're dumb for making it, and the only people that play it are sheep. So, yeah. I enjoy cutting your game down.
[b]Yeah, we knew that coming in. Technically, we can't officially agree with you on that, but we'll just agree to disagree. It makes us wonder, though - why are you still hanging around the forums so long after quitting playing?[/b]
LV: I'm doing what I love to do. Destiny has provided me with the ultimate trolling experience. In fact, as of last week, I've spent more time trolling the forums than playing the game. Not a lot of people can say that.
[b]Are you actually keeping track of that?![/b]
LV: No, no, no, no, no. This is the reason why I OK'd this interview - I wanted to promote my new website, which keeps track of these things for you! It's called destinytrolltracker.com. You just type in someone's user name and it will tell you various trolling statistics and their overall TLO.
[b]TLO, huh? Yours must be pretty high.[/b]
LV: I've been hovering around -3000 for a while now.
[b] Negative 3000? [/b]
LV: Trolling is scored on a scale of negativity. -3000 is actually a god-tier TLO.
[b] I see. I see. And how is that calculated exactly?[/b]
LV: It's a fairly complicated equation. It takes into account the amount of time spent in the forums, the amount of salt generated per post (SPP), the number of fanboys exposed, the number of times reported, down votes, and various other trolling activities.
[b] Sounds like you're pretty devoted to this. I gotta say, we were hoping you would get bored with all this and kind of fade away.[/b]
LV: Nope, you're stuck with me. I'm hoping that by the time Destiny 2 comes out I'll have it tracking in-game trolling as well. I'd like to add things like teabag detection, cocky emote usage, fireteam booting, etc.
[b] So... are you saying you pre-ordered?[/b]
LV: (blank stare)
......(crazy eyes)
......AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
(flips table and storms out)
[b] OK.... I guess we're done here.[/b]
[i]Disclaimer:[/i]
[spoiler]This is not a real interview. It is 100% made up. I don't work for Bungie. Lethalviper didn't actually say any of this. No hard feelings right? Right.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Moderator edit: This thread has been updated with tags that are more appropriate.
Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, link to topic, for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler]
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Because
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1 ReplyI went on [b]destinytrolltracker.com [/b]but it doesn't have my name or my stats. I guess when people accuse me of being a Troll, I can now officially tell them they are wrong! Thanks lethalviper80, you've given me my confidence and dignity back.
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17 RepliesBump brilliant article haha
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14 RepliesOnly right that this god is next for your community focus. This is the real community focus.
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5 RepliesAll the good trolls left and he's all we have wondering around here.
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This is perfect. Lethal is probably my favorite fanboy hunter on here. Hahaha
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4 RepliesAn article that needs to happen. And bdobbins too
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5 Replies[quote] Your game is trash, you're dumb for making it, and the only people that play it are sheep.[/quote] Honest question... Ik this is satire but how much of this do you actually mean? The above's pretty OTT
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Stop trying to be like bungie
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1 ReplyThis is like Shakespeare.
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1 ReplyHe's actually a pretty good guy haha. Love the way made this post btw, you should make more of these.
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I think lethalviper80 is the only troll i haven't muted. He keeps trolling classy and doesn't resort to shock value.
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1 ReplySwear I've put him down in Crucible before. Fun times.
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Yes? Yes!...Ohhh -blam!- me YESSSS!
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You deserve a like. Here. Take it. 👍
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1 ReplyNice work man. That gave me a laugh 😂
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1 ReplyHe is the only troll I remember the name of I hate you viper but not really
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1 Replylol he's in my mutelist
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6 RepliesReported for name and shame.
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1 ReplyWhy did I block him again?
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3 RepliesPretty sure I muted that pos, lol
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1 ReplyThis is a pretty amusing piece of satire.
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2 RepliesThis describes the majority of people on these forums not just him.
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1 ReplyThis post wins the forum. I think we can all go home now. We did it!
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This is the best post I've read since the one about the Hunter who came out of the closet in December of 2014. I muted the subject of your post long ago. I completely forgot about them.