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Google Translator sucks...

[url=http://funnytranslator.com/translation/].. but it can be really funny too![/url] Example: Meet the man that made me, greet the can I came from, Oh the f***ing sacred heart of Jesus. Blew it in the back room feelin' like a real goon slam the f*** aside man, I'm on, you're not. After 56 translations: While the last three months, Toys and warm my heart I know that Jesus was angry mountain. Discuss and post your translations. lulz will arrive, lulz will be had. UPDATE: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] R3ACTlON Thread is Win.[/quote] [Edited on 07.01.2010 12:31 PM PDT]
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  • Original text: "Love" ...56 translations later we get: "Movies"

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  • Original text: "Please don't hurt me." ...20 translations later we get: "You are invited to do damage."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AstaVartesHelion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] santi009 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crimsonincubus Try translating Aids from english to yiddish. Then translate the answer back into English. Then -blam!- bricks.[/quote] lol xD[/quote] Epic win XD[/quote]hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • Original text: "You are so fat please lick my -blam!-." ...56 translations later we get: "Samuel Greece"

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  • go to google translator. go from English to Yiddish. Type in "Aids". Click Translate. Copy the Yiddish result it gives you. Reverse the translator so it's Yiddish to Engish. Paste Yiddish result and hit Translate. Result is "Jews". I guess all Hitler wanted to do was get rid of the AIDS..... [Edited on 07.02.2010 9:59 AM PDT]

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  • "In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons." 56 translations later... "Hi, I am fighting to protect children and families." ------------------------------------------------------------ "Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in gramma" 56 translations later... "In its literature as "text (ASCII), the measures often think sex services" [Edited on 07.02.2010 9:56 AM PDT]

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  • "My ball sack is on fire, can someone please put out the roaring flames that are on my sack?" ...56 translations later "Express your bag gongeuleyda silver light"

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  • "Do it for the Lulz." ...56 translations later we get: "Lulzim that."

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  • "Pancakes? Who said there would be pancakes?" ...56 translations later we get: "Church? Why."

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  • Original text: "Spongebob Squarepants" ...56 translations later we get: "Turkey"

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  • Original text: "Harder Better Faster Stronger" ...56 translations later we get: "And mail." Also, Daft Punk" ...56 translations later we get: "Just ass." WTF?!

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  • Original text: "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals." ...56 translations later we get: "It is cruelty to animals." Take that, PETA!

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  • Original: The cake is a lie 56 translations later: Brother Another one. Original: I love pancakes 56 translations later. I want drugs [Edited on 07.02.2010 9:37 AM PDT]

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  • "Looks like a good cup of salt, though sejumput." From "ice cream is good. Pickles are good. Poop is bad."

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  • Typed in: Teenagers scare the living s**t out of me! End result: Dog afraid of new life!

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  • Well it translate the words, and English to Spanish, some Spanish words can mean two or three words, or go before some words. Translation is very complicated if you don't know what your doing.

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  • Original: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... have at you! 56 Translations later: What? A little privacy. But it says... Oops! Original: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay ME tribute. Tribute?! You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves! Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... have at you! 56 Translations later: Excellent! Everywhere in the world! But my body. You can let me know if you can find very old. For those who are not used, and spirit! That all religions, in other words, what is your life, but can not do? Little privacy. But it says ... Oops [Edited on 07.02.2010 8:53 AM PDT]

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  • Typed in: Your Mum End Result: Slavery lol this is awesome :D

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  • Original text: "I am epic." ...56 translations later we get: "Available"

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  • [quote]"On Sunday, I am going to fly to Houston for a forum on medicine. I will be gone for nine days and will return on the thirteenth of July via plane." ...56 translations later we get: "The competition was held last week in Houston average 13 9.7 Health"[/quote] Interesting...

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  • Original text: "My grandmother fell off a cliff." ...56 translations later we get: "Ceramics" Original text: "If you touch my coffee I will set your house on fire." ...56 translations later we get: "I want to burn the coffee." [Edited on 07.02.2010 8:04 AM PDT]

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  • Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, o" to 4.7 Each of the old continent in the New national identity. The first and in many countries, civil and military research."

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  • Original text: "may i have the jam please. i am feeling quite picky for apricot today." ...56 translations later we get: "According to those tomorrow, thanks."

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  • Original text: "Welcome to teh Internetz, you won't survive." ...56 translations later we get: "Welcome to see reserved."

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  • LOL i enterd "i am your god and you re my minions" and after 56 translations "Y'ma normal" im pretty sure i saw "i am a normal student" after 40 or so translations

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  • I translated all the lyrics of Still Alive through it. It came out very weird.

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