do u know what happened when gorge farted he said wtf boom and reach was gone

Marine 1#: Spartan-052 is a little...chunky. Marine 2#: Jorge is not fat, he's fluffy!

/Revived

@Drakonous icwatudidthar

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GuitarGuy822 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iRickles [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A HAM5TER You know why the call it the X-box 360? COz if you look at it and do a 360, you'll be walking away![/quote] Ummm, you just made fun of yourself there.[/quote] its sarcasm you tard becuase someone used the joke before years ago he is just repeating it.[/quote]If you do a 360 youll end up looking at it again dummy.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTetA3jTyrw]Halo:Reacharound[/url]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReD KiTe Master [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat Jorge is so fat, when he plays territories, he captures them all. [/quote] Jorge is so fat he makes godzilla look like an action figure [/quote] Jorge is so fat he takes up 2 pregame lobbies. [/quote] Jorge is so fat in basic he gave the barraks stretch marks

Hahaha. Congratulations! This one made me laugh. Also, got. . . xD <3[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TKSeoul Once Kat walked up to chuck norris, shoved her arm in his mouth, and said "Kat got your tounge?" she never made the mistake again.[/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shadow 2648 I think its kinda sad and kind funny how everyone is jokeing about kat. [/quote]true, an why did this thread die, this probably the 1st thread iv'e seen with 3/4 of the people repling getting along. [Edited on 08.12.2010 8:04 PM PDT]

I think its kinda sad and kind funny how everyone is jokeing about kat.

Reach has fallen...Blame Stosh [Edited on 08.12.2010 12:11 PM PDT]

Noble 6: *goes up to Kat and grabs her* Uhhhh! Kat: What the hell was that?! Noble 6: Well there are grunts on reach arent there?

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iRickles [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A HAM5TER You know why the call it the X-box 360? COz if you look at it and do a 360, you'll be walking away![/quote] Ummm, you just made fun of yourself there.[/quote] its sarcasm you tard becuase someone used the joke before years ago he is just repeating it.

Emile sold us out to the Covenant for a Klondike bar?! That sick -blam!- Jesus, why does he need a Prophet Klondike Bar?!?

in soviet russia, Planet glass you!

Why is it called Halo Reach? Because you reach around Kat's... Okay, you get it.

it is a proven fact that Emilie can never fail a mission. thats why there is an arguement over weather his misson to kill emilie was a sucsess or failure (for those of you who dont get it emilie survived the misson which would make it a failure but the fact remains true)

WHen reach was lost i blamed jorge for eating it. *brb of to Game to get another copy* [Edited on 08.12.2010 10:38 AM PDT]

what would emile do for a klondike bar?...you already know the answer dont you... [Edited on 08.12.2010 10:27 AM PDT]

Forerunners are in a race, Bob comes last so what position was he in? (Number)

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill So Noble 6, Master Chief, and an AI Marine's Warthog breaks down in the middle of Sandbox [Canvas]. They all agree to split up and look for provisions in order to survive. When the Noble 6 returns he's brought back water so they don't die of dehydration. Master Chief returns with some cactus fruit so they don't starve. The Marine AI has brought back the car door so he can roll down the window when he gets hot. Haha! You get it cause marine AIs in game are stupid! Hahahaha . . . heh . . . heh . . .[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill So a marine walks up to Noble 6 and says he has to go to the bathroom (he doesn't have a fancy space suit). 6 tells him to go in the woods, but the marine remarks that he doesn't have toilet paper. 6 tells him to use a dollar. After a bit the marine returns with mess all over his hands. 6 asks, "Why didn't you use a dollar?" The marine explains that it's hard to wipe with 2 quarters, 4 dimes, and 2 nickels. Heh, marines are sooooo stupid . . .[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill There once was a magic space portal that could grant any wish as long as the wisher spoke the truth. If any lies were spoken, the wisher would immediately be sucked into the endless vortex. Master Chief walked up and requested, "I think I will save all of the universe from annihlation eminating from massive ancient alien-made rings of death." It came to pass. Noble 6 approached and stated, "I think I will star in a video-game that is yet to be released by Bungie, therefore I can not say what I may or may not accomplish in said Halo title." It will be so. A marine AI claimed, "I think-" and was immediately sucked into the portal.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill A Marine AI is walking around in "Terminal" when he spots a grunt dancing next to the sword spawn chanting, "31! 31! 31! 31! 31!" The Marine AI asks, "What are you doing?" The Grunt simply continues his song and dance, "31! 31! 31! 31! 31!" The Marine AI inquires a second time, "What are you doing?" The Grunt does not stop. "31! 31! 31! 31! 31!" The marine, confused, climbs up next to the Grunt and begins to dance wildly, shouting, "31! 31! 31! 31! 31!" The Grunt jumps off the railroad tracks just in time for the train to "Splatter" the Marine AI, causing him to be "Killed by the Guardians." Afterwards, the Grunt climbs back up to the platform, begins his dance, and chants, "32! 32! 32! 32! 32!" Oh, those befuddled Marine AIs . . .[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill There once was a magic space portal that could grant any wish as long as the wisher spoke the truth. If any lies were spoken, the wisher would immediately be sucked into the endless vortex. Master Chief walked up and requested, "I think I will save all of the universe from annihlation eminating from massive ancient alien-made rings of death." It came to pass. Noble 6 approached and stated, "I think I will star in a video-game that is yet to be released by Bungie, therefore I can not say what I may or may not accomplish in said Halo title." It will be so. A marine AI claimed, "I think-" and was immediately sucked into the portal.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill A Forerunner appeared before humanity and explained by running off the edge of "Standoff" and shouting an object, you will magically be turned into whatever you shout out. Master Chief ran off the cliff and shouted, "A Hornet!" In a flash of light he became the dreaded Scourge of the Skies and Slayer of Scarabs as he flew off into the distance. The Arbiter ran and as he jumped from the cliff edge bellowed, "A Banshee!" In a burst of purple he boosted away from the perilous rock formation. Noble 6 leapt and cried out, "A Falcon!" Propellors whirled him up into the sky along with the others. An excited Marine AI ran for the edge, but tripped himself in his excitement. As he tumbled off the edge his fellow soldiers could faintly hear him yell out "SHIIIIIIII--------- . . ." before hearing a mild "SPLAT" at the bottom of the canyon.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill How does an Elite kill a Marine AI? He puts a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill I took my Marine AI girlfriend to a football game recently. She had never been to one before and I thought it might be a fun experience. She spent the whole game fixated on the field but looking oddly perplexed. After the game was over I asked what she thought of the game. She looked at me confused and said, "I don't understand. All that fuss over 25 cents?" I asked, "What are you talking about?" She explained, "At the beginning of the game they flipped that coin, then for the entire rest of the competition the crowd kept yelling, 'GET THE QUARTER BACK!!! GET THE QUARTER BACK!!!'" Oh, you easily perplexed Marine AI . . .[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill A Recon Police Officer pulls over a Marine AI swerving back and forth all over the road and all in all driving like a madman. When the officer approaches the window and asks what the heck the Marine AI was doing driving so erratically, he is astonished by the answer. "Sir, I was driving down the road when all of a sudden a tree appeared in front of my windshield. I swerved to the left to avoid the tree but there was another tree so I swerved to the right. Every time I swerved there was another tree directly in my path." The officer then proceeded to explain to the Marine AI that the "tree" he was avoiding was the air freshener.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill A Recon Police Officer sees a Marine AI driving a Warthog down the highway at 30 mph. He pulls the Marine AI over and notices when he walks up to the vehicle Miranda Keyes and Lord Hood in the back seat, pale, silent, and staring straight forward unblinking. The officer asks why the Marine AI was driving so slow. The Marine AI responds, "Sir, there was a sign just 500 yards ago that read 30." The officer explains that this is Highway 30. The Marine AI acknowledges the mistake and the officer begins to walk away. Before he does, he turns back around and asks if the Marine AIs passengers are ok. The Marine AI explains, "Yeah, we just came from Interstate 140."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill Two Marine Ais are walking down a path when they notice a huge hole in the ground. One Marine AI turns to the other and asks, "How deep do you think that hole is?" The other responds, "I don't know. Let's throw something in it and we'll see how long it takes for us to hear it hit bottom." They find an old engine block to a Warthog and together lift it and toss it down the hole. They lean in and listen for the thud. Instead they hear a faint rustling in the woods behind them. The rustling gets louder and very quickly it turns into wild crashing as branches snap and leaves tear. Soon a Grunt comes careening out of the woods and leaps down the hole in the ground. The Marine AIs look at each other in amazement then continue on their way. Shortly thereafter they meet an Elite who inquires them about his lost Grunt. "Yeah," the Marine AIs say, "we just saw him. Hecame running through the woods and leapt down this hole in the ground." "That's odd," the Elite says. "I had tied him to a Warthog engine block . . ."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill Carter, Noble 6, and Emile decide to conduct an experiment. They fly up in their Falcon and one at a time take turns dropping objects of their choice. Carter decides to drop his DMR, Noble 6 drops his Assault Rifle, and Emile drops a grenade. After dropping their respective objects they land the Falcon and go in search of their objects. After walking a while they come upon a Grunt crying on the side of the road. Carter asks, "What's wrong?" The grunt replies, "I heard a Falcon overhead and when I looked up a DMR hit me in the head." After walking another short distance they find a second Grunt crying who shares a similar story to the first Grunt subsituting the DMR for an Assault Rifle. Soon thereafter they come upon a single Grunt being hailed as a god by all of his fellow Grunts. When asked what happened, the lead Grunt exclaims, "I farted and the UNSC base behind me blew up."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill What do you do if a Marine AI throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.[/quote]I put all of puafill's AI quotes only 1435 CHARACTERS REMAINING... thats alot [Edited on 08.12.2010 10:25 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commando Santos Jorge is so fat, the entire universe crashes. [/quote] Jorge walks up to you. "This is all muscle!" he says. He punches you so far, you hit a grunt on another planet and start the Human-Covenant War, because you called him fat. Thats also how Kat lost her arm, she tried to take away Jorge's water, while they were stranded in a desert.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill There once was a magic space portal that could grant any wish as long as the wisher spoke the truth. If any lies were spoken, the wisher would immediately be sucked into the endless vortex. Master Chief walked up and requested, "I think I will save all of the universe from annihlation eminating from massive ancient alien-made rings of death." It came to pass. Noble 6 approached and stated, "I think I will star in a video-game that is yet to be released by Bungie, therefore I can not say what I may or may not accomplish in said Halo title." It will be so. A marine AI claimed, "I think-" and was immediately sucked into the portal.[/quote]I lol'd myself to dead, I love your AI jokes X'D

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paufill They are hilarious good sir. Don't rain on our parade.[/quote] They are funny. I don't think BilieJean here gets it.

They are hilarious good sir. Don't rain on our parade.

@OMGBillieJean They arent HA HA funny if thats the kind you're into. [Edited on 08.12.2010 10:06 AM PDT]