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Edited by Moth:
4/10/2017 12:59:21 PM
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How to eliminate the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota'
The Raid Boss in which one will defeat in battle for firearms and body armor of notable rarity is the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota', in which a team of 6 will eliminate all enemies on the left and right side of the room in which you spawn in, and then proceed to eliminate one enemy that goes by the alias 'Knight' on each side of the battlefield, making sure not to eliminate a similar enemy in which it spawns near the original. After these steps have been completed, the fireteam shall eliminate the enemy that goes by the alias 'Swordbearer', doing so will be rewarded with a large blade in which one member of the fireteam must use to inflict damage on the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota'. Before this, however, the remaining members of the fireteam are required to use high velocity explosive projectiles, preferably with the ability to track and follow their targets, also known as 'Rockets', to remove the shields of the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota'. After the Raid boss that goes by the alias 'Crota' has had their shields removed by the high velocity explosive projectiles, preferably with the ability to track and follow their targets, the fireteam member whom wields the large blade dropped by the enemy that goes by the alias 'Swordbearer', will repeatedly strike the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota' until the shields of the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota' return. The Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota' will now summon a large, star-like object known by the alias 'Oversoul', whom must be eliminated or all 6 members of the aforementioned fireteam will be eliminated, resulting in a 'Wipe'. If all steps are done correctly, the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota' will be eliminated, rewarding the aforementioned fireteam with firearms and body armor of notable quality, with the most common being represented by a bright shade of violet, known under the alias 'Legendary', or being represented by a bright shade of yellow, known under the alias 'Exotic'.
EDIT: Check out this spicy meme > https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/224479432?page=0&sort=0&showBanned=0&path=1
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[quote]in which you spawn[/quote] I'm sorry. I had to.
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Edited by tguy4001: 4/6/2017 1:47:15 AMhttps://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/224479432?page=0&sort=0&showBanned=0&path=1
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2 RepliesThe fact that something like this exists, ignoring that someone not only took the time to write this but also felt it was worth posting online for any and all to cringe at, is reason enough to start the purge. Who's with me?
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Tl;dr
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I, myself, recollect memories from a previous time where organic life that consumed CO2 and respired O2, flourished among the land. [spoiler]I can speak the English as well![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIncreasing verbose memes are the best
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Verbose memes. [spoiler]GJALLERBYALLERHOOORN[/spoiler]
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Verbose is best meme
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Coincidentally, the fight is very similar to fighting Thalnok in the Court of Oryx. Add mechanics, swearing and sweat and it's basically the same fight
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The fact that something like this exists, ignoring that someone not only took the time to write this but also felt it was worth posting online for any and all to cringe at, is reason enough to start the purge. Who's with me?
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Whom'st'd?
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Jesus Christ, do you not know how to paragraph?
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New copypasta?
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[quote]The Raid Boss in which one will defeat in battle for firearms and body armor of notable rarity is the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota', in which a team of 6 will eliminate all enemies on the left and right side of the room in which you spawn in, and then proceed to eliminate one enemy that goes by the alias 'Knight' on each side of the battlefield, making sure not to eliminate a similar enemy in which it spawns near the original. After these steps have been completed, the fireteam shall eliminate the enemy that goes by the alias 'Swordbearer', doing so will be rewarded with a large blade in which one member of the fireteam must use to inflict damage on the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota'. Before this, however, the remaining members of the fireteam are required to use high velocity explosive projectiles, preferably with the ability to track and follow their targets, also known as 'Rockets', to remove the shields of the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota'. After the Raid boss that goes by the alias 'Crota' has had their shields removed by the high velocity explosive projectiles, preferably with the ability to track and follow their targets, the fireteam member whom wields the large blade dropped by the enemy that goes by the alias 'Swordbearer', will repeatedly strike the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota' until the shields of the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota' return. The Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota' will now summon a large, star-like object known by the alias 'Oversoul', whom must be eliminated or all 6 members of the aforementioned fireteam will be eliminated, resulting in a 'Wipe'. If all steps are done correctly, the Raid Boss that goes by the alias 'Crota' will be eliminated, rewarding the aforementioned fireteam with firearms and body armor of notable quality, with the most common being represented by a bright shade of violet, known under the alias 'Legendary', or being represented by a bright shade of yellow, known under the alias 'Exotic'.[/quote] Fixed
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Bump! This was hilarious!
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2 RepliesLol i couldn't be assed to read further than 1st line
