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Edited by Hot Tasty Grits:
4/3/2017 1:28:36 AM
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Life's Grimoire
Dishes done 5638/5000
Jobs worked 5/1
Houses owned 2/1
Children raised 3/3
Dogs owned 4/3
Cats owned - no score recorded
Yards cuts 234/200
Beers drunk 1123/ 500
Wives married 1/1
Rooms mopped 3213/2000
Vacations taken 28/20
Bumps and bruises 5234/5000
Tv series watched 20/30
Light bulbs changed 546/1000
Mistakes made 21234/5000
Life's wasted 0/1
I'm not sure what I or anyone else equates out to but it's been a fun journey so far. Feel free to add any you like.
Note: Like to thank everyone for the replies . It's pretty funny stuff.
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#Destiny
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Edited by Shadow Of Sol: 4/4/2017 12:23:40 PMBeen to a lighthouse 1/1
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1 ReplyDestinys played 1/2
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14 RepliesHaving no girlfriend 1/1 Neckbeard 1/1 Cheetos 800/1000 Mountain dew 789/1000 Anime posters 100/100 Destiny t-shirts 4/10 Destiny laptop bag 1/1
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2 RepliesEdited by BL4DE RUNNER UK: 4/4/2017 6:45:21 PMAn honest life Grimoire: Teachers punched 1/12 Parents upset 2/2 Years worked 16/32 (so far) Cigarettes smoked 170,000/0 Joints rolled 76,000/0 Successful relationships 2/6 Goods pilfered 6,000/20 Court appearances 12/0 Bones broken 0/206 Lies told 78,500/200 Houses owned 0/1 Houses rented 4/5 Squats lived in 1/1 Drugs tried 8/8 Addictions 2/8 Children raised 0/2.4 Time wasted 6570 /17,520 (Days) Imaginary friends 2/1 Tea drank 148,000/250,000 (pints) Addictions conquered 2/2 Bacon eaten 12/15 (Metric tonnes) People helped 450/?? Contentment found 1/1 It all sounds grim. It's been a life to be sure. I'm all good now though. Some of the above are actual stats, not for comedic effect.
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5 Replies*Children: 3/3 Mistakes: 3
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5 RepliesEdited by fatymatpat: 4/2/2017 11:00:14 PMJerk off: 10965389/15 [spoiler]Achieve double orgasm, each time you jerk off[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesKids Spawned 2/1 (not a typo) House Payments: 0.001 / $$$$$$$$$$ My Little Pony Watched: 100 / 1 Little Einstein Songs Memorized: 5 / 0 Exhaustion: 999 / 1
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Suicidal thoughts: 2,000,000/1[spoiler]I have crippling depression [/spoiler]
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Dishes done 2000/5000 Jobs worked 5/6 Houses owned 1/1 Children raised 0/0 (oh thank god) Dogs owned 1/4 Cats owned - no score recorded Yards cuts 0/200 (city life 😂) Beers drunk 2000/ 500 Wives married 0/1 (this generation of women- it's hard to find one who ain't a Runaround Sue) Rooms mopped 3213/2000 Vacations taken 70/20 (-blam!- yeah, I love the insurance investment business, Italy this year along with Hawaii and Czech Republic) Bumps and bruises 134/5000 Tv series watched 50/30 Light bulbs changed 25/1000 Mistakes made 10,000/5000 Life's wasted 0/1 Girlfriends 7 (now in the process of waiting for the right one, just gonna do me and pursue my ambitions and hope an ambitious classy girl comes along) MMA Sparing Matches 3/day since 2014 UFC Events Watched: All 209, more to come People Helped (not enough) Charity Given (not enough) Goals achieved 2/5
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2 RepliesFound the Love of my Life 1/1 Home Work Assignments 132,531/40,000 Working a Job 2/1 Jobs Ever Held 4/1 Virginity Lost 1/1 PC Purchased 1/1 Regretful Decisions 4/10 Vacations Taken 2/20 Moments of Integrity 21/10 Political Arguments in YouTube Comments 124,448,232/1000
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11 RepliesPussies grabbed 6/1 Deported people 186/10 Presidency won 1/1 Kissed Ivanka 12/1 Kissed Melania 0/1 Called Putin 561/1
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1 ReplyCan I reset and start a new character? I don't like this one's appearance. 😆 Although there are some good things I'd like to store in the vault before doing that. Wife, kid, etc. That way I can transfer them over later.
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3 RepliesTaniks is gonna try: Guardians killed:20000/20000 Houses owned: 0/1 Boss friends made:30/30 Scorch Cannon shots:100000/1000000
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Currently saving up for the next expansion, College Debt DLC
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Copies of Call Of Duty: Ghosts shoved up my ass 34562/1
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Toilets plunged 259/250 Dog shit picked up 1265/100 Tv controller batteries replaced 50/75 Cigarettes smoked 123673/100 Models shagged 0/1 Fat chicks shagged 18/1 Fucs given 0/59
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5 Replies- Medical school days 1400/1460 - Army Years 14/10 - Deployments 3/1 - Child support 1000/100 - Student debt 200000/50000 - Cancer had 1/1 - Divorces 2/1
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4 RepliesIdk, I don't go outside, have not unlocked that map yet :)
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7 RepliesI have a real life 22:1 K/D ratio.
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2 RepliesBeen to the lighthouse: 0/1
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5 RepliesYears lived 18/??? Teachers liked 4/36 Fights been in 2/1 Fights lost 1/2 Hearts broken 4/20 Fuks given 0/0 Limbs broken 1/4 Countries been to 1/196 States in the US been to 6/50
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1 ReplyRoblox girlfriends: 30/10
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1 ReplyThe cats owned thing is like the grimoire cards for sector 618 or jade rabbit,
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2 RepliesGorilla Suits Purchased: 1/1 Children Scared: 1567789/10
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You're way behind on beers drunk...
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Door Jambs/Walls Murdered by Nova Bombs/Scatter Grenades 8111541246848151/1000
