You spoke the Astrocyte Verse as you flew too close to the sun. Now you've got Ruined Wings and you've found there's No Land Beyond the safety of the tower hangar
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I made myself hungry writing this post so I went to Wendy's to get some fries and a frosty. They said their frosty machine was broken.... HOW?!
Edit 2: in honor of this trending here's a [i]pun[/i]ishing "warning" video I made about Destiny 2:
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Nothing soothes a rusty bumper like Rust-eeze.
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I think u went to McDonald's and thought it was Wendy's
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The First Curse was my Last Word before my Chaperone Tresspassed to No Land Beyond. These are fun.
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The frosty machine was broken? Impossible, that's McDonald's job.
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When you hear that machine is broken. Instant death stare towards that person
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Exotic machine broke
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Edited by iamswyp: 4/1/2017 11:33:32 AMYou are such The Comedian, you must be the party crasher ay [spoiler]I tried my best[/spoiler]
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Too many Cabal got there first.
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Edited by GhostRydr: 4/1/2017 9:35:10 PMNutella Fr0st-EE5.... YUMMMMMMM
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Seems like every time I go to Wendy's their frosty machine is broken. Conspiracy, I tell you 🤔
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That is f***ing hilarious
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That title is adorable. 😝
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milkshakes
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Wendy's frostees>>>Destiny's just saying
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I ate a frosty the other week, did not feel like I could move faster or recharged afterwards.
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So glad your puns aren't painful.
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Let me know when he has the spicy chicken and I'm in
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Yeah but they aren't as delicious as a real Frosty. They are just some cheap imitation.
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Yeah okay hmu when he's got a baconator for 3 strange coins
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Gone, for so long, far gone.... but not forgotten
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I went to Wendy's to order a frosty. Employee asked me if I wanted chocolate or vanilla. What? THEY MAKE A VANILLA FROSTY! OMG!
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You again. [spoiler]I remember you[/spoiler]
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*slow clap*
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Remember that when a [i]Supercell[/i] of Cabal will come, the [i]Superspies[/i] would attempt to infiltrate a [i]Hazard[/i]ous stronghold, the [i]Royal Flush[/i] of all Strongholds.
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I mean it. Stop