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Heathens and Kings. **CLOSED**

Are you a try hard, an occasional rager, a guy who likes to quit on his team? Go ahead and click the back button now.. Heathens and Kings is a clan comprised of adult gamers with questionable morals. We are the kind of guys who will kill you with our sparrow and give you a nice bag after. The things we say aren't always appropriate. We talk shit to each other constantly. We also have each other's back. We never disrespect or belittle each other. We're good friends who like to give each other hell. We use Groupme to communicate. This is a clan requirement. We set up all of our events and coordinate things such as nightfalls or dinner at your mom's house. There is a group calendar that everyone is welcome to use to create and join events. We find preplanned events work better than "hey, wanna raid?" We have both PvE and PvP players, most of which enjoy all aspects of the game. Fender even has one of those pretty warlock dresses from trials. We raid, we strike, we help noobs, we make you feel dirty and sexy at the same time. I am accepting 6 more UK members. **Peak play times are between 6 and 11 in both EST and GMT** Requirements: 1. Groupme - clan events and chat all take place on the app. 2. Have a sense of humor - our jokes are not for the children's eyes. 3. Participation - I expect everyone to join in events or help each other out. Anyone who does not participate with any clan members for an extended period of time gets the boot. [b][i][u]Direct message me for a spot. I will not accept blind request to join. I will also assume you can't read instructions or follow direction.[/u][/i][/b] https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/1737737

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  • Sounds good. I would like to join.

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  • Only looking for UK players??

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  • This clan has been the best experience in destiny for me. I get to wear my pretty dress without judgement. We have beer experts, we have a gunsmith (who's kinda an asshole), we have dudes who vape, and we even have a dude who wears a thumb ring.... we are special.

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    • This clan is better than the slap chop, the ab buster and snugly combined. It's the bees knees. It's so good you'll soil yourself daily. Our clan is so awesome we have groupies. This clan is the biggest thing since sliced bread. This clans so good when you join your legally required to go door to door in your community and inform people you are part of this clan. Sound amazing ? well it is. So come join this super amazing awesome never before been done never to be outdone wicked crazy best in the world second to none super clan. And it's chuck noris approved.

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    • Best clan around! Active, knowledgeable, fun, and inappropriate!

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    • I guarantee you've never seen so many balls in your life; be it from the bagging, or our 18+ chatrooms. If you love balls, we'll happily let you come play with ours... -er, play with the clan. 10/10

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    • This clan is awsome. A lot of ribbing. They still come through and are willing to teach while giving you a hard time.

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    • Dude, you do know I come here now days just to read your posts right??? Oh if only I had a PS I would be begging to join Heathens and Kings!!! Nola~ The OutFits

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    • Send the dude a msg earlier...

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    • Bump for later

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    • There's a fire starting in my heart Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark Finally, I can see you crystal clear Go ahead and sell me out, and I'll lay your ship bare See how I'll leave with every piece of you Don't underestimate the things that I will do There's a fire starting in my heart Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark The scars of your love remind me of us They keep me thinking that we almost had it all The scars of your love, they leave me breathless I can't help feeling We could have had it all (You're gonna wish you never had met me) Rolling in the deep (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep) You had my heart inside of your hand (You're gonna wish you never had met me) And you played it to the beat

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      • Our chat is definately not for the faint hearted or squeamish, but is does give full on erections and make the ladies moist. We do bust balls and give each other a lot of crap, but it's all fun in games. We even has a guy that vapes, wears a thumb ring, and is a nurse, so if you fall he will help you up but you might be a little sore after just ask Ben_the_gr81. 😏😜

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        • I've reached the point where I hardly care whether I live or die. The world will keep on turning without me, and I can't do anything to change events anyway. I'll just let matters take their course and concentrate on studying and hope that everything will be all right in the end. Also butt stuff.

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          • I would also like to point out that this clan does have some female players as well (myself included, even though my gamer tag would say differently). So any ladies out there looking for a clan, look no further, this is the best one to be a part of!

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            • They told me this was a clan dedicated to Ratchet and Clank and when I joined they forced me to buy Destiny. They only allow me to do strikes in the cosmodrome on a Wednesday and only if I am accompanied by adult clan members. They hate me. I only get fish heads to eat. I want my mom.

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              • They helped me touch my malice. After I got sick from an outbreak prime. The Dr had to go to my no land beyond.. I gotta go tho, there's no time to explain why. Just know that if you take the sleeper stimulant you wake up sore.

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              • Edited by BioCharizard16: 3/28/2017 5:00:03 PM
                An amazing group, everyone in the clan is always very jolly and friendly. They help you through everything! Story modes, raids, siva cluster hunting, etc so forth. Join if you want your PVELO to raise substantially

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                • These guys are insane. Best clan experience I had In this game. Can't play much these days, but if I get back to it... this will be my home. [spoiler]they made me say this or I would have to look at messed up porn again[/spoiler]

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                  • Best Brah clan ever. Always helping the noob cakes

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                    • Be warned: if you die in front of one of these clan members, you will be bagged, revived, sword swiped off a ledge, and bagged again. And we will laugh at you and mock you the whole time. Then you will figure out how to do it yourself. And then you will be mocked less often. And if you are someone that goes afk often, your k/d will drop significantly, but our happiness level will increase exponentially. We are a good mix of both Heathens and Kings in here, but mostly Heathens.

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                    • NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED OR SQUEAMISH ! Top notch clan. Loads of experienced players, we have the best and the not so best. Anyone looking to improve and learn has a place here with us chat is always active and there's always something going on. With this update coming out we will have teams running the new raids and old raids for practice if anyone needs it. We're nice I swear

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                    • Can I get a trials dress too?

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