[b]General[/b]
•Fixed a bug that caused some users to experience a flat planet.
•Changed the moon from cheddar to parmesan.
[b]North America[/b]
•Decreased America's fire rate by 0.04%.
[b]Asia[/b]
•Decreased Russian hacker count by 12.
[b]Other Planets[/b]
•Increased air pressure on the surface of Mars by .02 psi.
Update effective immediately.
[spoiler]Thanks for the AMAZING reaction to the first two posts. They got to the top of trending! Let's get this one up there too! Don't forget to follow and leave feedback![/spoiler]
Here's the last two:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/223741887/0/0
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/223750851/0/0
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#Offtopic
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3 Repliesthere's still a bug with this one player, Sh1aL4be0uf, he's cheating in CTF thinking he can hide his flag
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7 RepliesCan you please patch the random boner bug?
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Can you nerf the number of 3rd wave feminists?
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1 ReplyAny plans to keep players from having to constantly go to the gym to level up strength attributes? It's very immersive but I'd like for my leveled abilities to stay without having to maintain them.
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4 RepliesCan you nerf the insanity of women? Barely been dating for a month and it's already, "Buy me this! Buy me that! Love me! Hold me! Compliment me! Do you love me anymore?" Apparently she doesn't understand the concept of personal space. Anyone have advice on dumping crazy women?
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1 ReplyDoes anyone know the "Instant $50,000" cheat code?
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Has nobody seen this yet?!?
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Trending again. Thanks for the amazing feedback!
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4 RepliesWow fam you just gonna steal my line and not give credit for shame
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what about north korea they are op
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3 RepliesYou need to nerf the sun, it's causing skin cancer.
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Edited by aiv6: 3/29/2017 2:48:41 AMCan you fix the bug where people access the Reproduction DLC under the required level? [spoiler]inb4ban outb4ban[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by booris: 3/28/2017 3:30:52 PMCan you nerf TheLegend27?
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Can you increase the Chinese respawn time, they're back in action way faster than the rest of us
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2 RepliesRussian Government needs a buff. After the major nerf when the Soviet Union broke up.
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3 RepliesHere is one you missed: Global: Adjusted continent count by 1 making 8 continents. New one is called Zealandia. I shit you not look it up. Apparently its existed since 1995 but was only officially named in the past few years. Wtf?
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2 Repliesi think you should also review the relationship gamemode, its pretty buggy the loyalty stat is like poise: near non existent, only during SOME actions do you see it sometimes a relationship will end abruptly, too. is that a bug or working as intended?
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Have you over looked the Ugandan people? They have a very strong damage out put and defense please nerf their food supply or something.
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What's new with the weekly reset?
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4 RepliesHello I’m Mike Lindell, inventor of the world’s most comfortable pillow: My Pillow. We all have the same problems sleeping at night: our pillows go flat. We end up folding our pillows over for support, using our arms, flip flopping all night long like a guppy; we wake up in the morning: we have sore necks, we have headaches, our arms are asleep, we feel like we need a nap in the afternoon even though we’ve slept 8 hours. Well with MY Patented Fill, wherever you move this Pillow, it will hold the exact position for you as an individual, and you will get the best night’s sleep of your life! It also stays cool: you don’t have to flip it to the cool side; it stays healthy for a full ten years and its warrantied not to go flat. AND you can throw it right in the washer and dryer just like your favorite blue jeans, and I personally guarantee its gonna to be the most comfortable pillow you will ever own…
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1 ReplyIt was good until the spoiler.
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Hello I’m Mike Lindell, inventor of the world’s most comfortable pillow: My Pillow. We all have the same problems sleeping at night: our pillows go flat. We end up folding our pillows over for support, using our arms, flip flopping all night long like a guppy; we wake up in the morning: we have sore necks, we have headaches, our arms are asleep, we feel like we need a nap in the afternoon even though we’ve slept 8 hours. Well with MY Patented Fill, wherever you move this Pillow, it will hold the exact position for you as an individual, and you will get the best night’s sleep of your life! It also stays cool: you don’t have to flip it to the cool side; it stays healthy for a full ten years and its warrantied not to go flat. AND you can throw it right in the washer and dryer just like your favorite blue jeans, and I personally guarantee its gonna to be the most comfortable pillow you will ever own…
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1 ReplyEdited by CommisarScar: 3/28/2017 12:11:05 AMUpcoming patch: -We are working on a bug we have found with people who believe there are more than 2 genders -Having a look at the ozone, some unforeseen bugs have appeared -Some "minor" issues in the region of Syria, but nothing too worrying -A bug in which a crab is not "feeling it", even after persistent attempts by our absorbent dev
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#buff Tasmania
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Fixed a bug where Aleppo appeared in perfect condition on the world map.