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Earth Patch Notes v1.3.1

[b]North America[/b] •Added more shooters •Removed fake gender #63 due to an unfixable bug. •Removed a few trees •Added some trees. [b]South America[/b] •Increased average temperature •Removed blue daisies [b]Europe[/b] •Fixed a bug where Britain was still in the EU for some players [b]Africa[/b] •Under-the-hood fixes Patch scheduled to release 3/29 [spoiler]Saw a post a while back like this for the human body but decided to do one for the earth. ;) all credit to original creator![/spoiler]
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  • Edited by SuperStormDroid: 3/30/2017 2:30:46 AM
    -Fixed an issue where humans were on the top of the food chain. -Reintroduced dinosaurs, in accordance with the above change.

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    • Edited by Ambo: 3/30/2017 2:58:08 AM
      Fixed a bug that allowed it to snow in mid-March in Pennsylvania.

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    • They made Germany literally unplayable with the addition of refugees.

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      • America also receives a 40% increase in scandal rate

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      • Edited by Allah: 3/27/2017 11:11:47 AM
        Quality of Life Improvements: •In an upcoming DLC, the Lord Jesus will return, bringing peace and joy to the world. •Prior to this occurring the faction Illuminati will have players begin a quest called New World Order. There are known bugs where the quest is supposed to last 7 in game years but only lasts half that long. Since the bug only benefits players, the team has decided to leave it [i]as is.[/i] •Once there is only one in game currency and all the other factions are absorbed, the NPC [i]Antichrist[/i] will spawn in the game environment. This NPC will use Enfeebling Magic Skill to cast confusion over the map. This AoE is unblockable unless the player has received the achievement [i]Born Again.[/i] •The achievement [i]Born Again[/i] is available in the current version under the conversion tab or through random encounters with [i]Disciple[/i] NPCs. •Once you receive this achievement, the buff [i]Saved[/i] applies a Resistance to Beguilement roll to the player character which enables a resist roll at 100% to Antichrist Enfeebling Magic. •Although it is possible to receive the achievement [i]after[/i] the Antichrist spawns, it is highly recommended to complete it now as to ensure your player character can enter into heaven. "For God so loved the world that he gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life." - John 3:16 Login to Jesus and get [i]your[/i] extra life today! Brought to you by the Counsel of People that Don't Want to see Anyone Burn in Hell and the makers of JesusSaves.edu/thisosnotarealwebsite.com

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        • Fixed issue that caused some users to experience a flat world

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          • Edited by LibertarianCajun: 3/27/2017 10:02:08 PM
            Fixed a bug that caused the Louisiana server to experience cold weather during the Spring season.

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            • Please fix the bug of players falling off the map, it's supposed to be round

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            • •Fixed Australia so it doesn't look like Scooby Doo

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              • Mexico buffed for upcoming wall DLC

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              • Fixed exploding missile glitch for all you people who play North Korea

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              • Hello I’m Mike Lindell, inventor of the world’s most comfortable pillow: My Pillow. We all have the same problems sleeping at night: our pillows go flat. We end up folding our pillows over for support, using our arms, flip flopping all night long like a guppy; we wake up in the morning: we have sore necks, we have headaches, our arms are asleep, we feel like we need a nap in the afternoon even though we’ve slept 8 hours. Well with MY Patented Fill, wherever you move this Pillow, it will hold the exact position for you as an individual, and you will get the best night’s sleep of your life! It also stays cool: you don’t have to flip it to the cool side; it stays healthy for a full ten years and its warrantied not to go flat. AND you can throw it right in the washer and dryer just like your favorite blue jeans, and I personally guarantee its gonna to be the most comfortable pillow you will ever own…

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              • Edited by MildSquirrel: 3/27/2017 4:20:13 AM
                Removed issues where Australians are still getting rain Removed New Zealand

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                • They still haven't hotfixed that bug where the go-to response for anything is "You too."

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                  • This game sucks its one of those microtransaction games pay to play you have to grind for everything, and they still haven't released patch for female A.I. sex achievement it is still bugged and unattainable for me can't get pass just a friend level ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) some of the character models look worst than the ones in Mass Effect Andromeda and mini games are literally a chore. Would rate lower but the environments and graphics are top notch so I'll give it a 4/10, but I will not play again game's head developer is more elusive than Sean Murray promised alot of stuff but did not deliver idiot scrapped the dinosaur dlc and never replaced it with something just as or more interesting can't believe I wasted 28 years playing I'm always thinking about deleting my character but I hope the game will get better lesson learned never get on board the hype train people.

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                    • Removed FriendZone Added Friends with Benefits Zone.

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                    • It increased the number of entitled lil asshole globally

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                    • Any news on the illuminati dlc

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                    • Please replace Angela Merkel with a new chancellor for Germany. She's been in that position as long as Hitler was back then.

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                      • Climate change is too OP, please nerf.

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                      • Edited by Commander Tempu: 3/27/2017 3:26:20 PM
                        I unleash the Cobra 2.0 Zombie virus DLC coming sometime in the future. Huzza! Nothing can stop me now...Ah crap i need breakfast. Gotta start an evil day on the right foot.

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                      • Due to popular demand, increased pvp areas in North America.

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                        • When does the WW3 dlc come out?

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                          • Edited by Dr_Sorethumb: 3/27/2017 11:44:38 AM
                            Forthcoming patch: [b]Europe[/b] - Sub-region [b]Britain[/b] to be divided into 4 new sub-regions, [b]England[/b], [b]Wales[/b], [b]Scotland[/b] and [b]Northern Ireland[/b]. [b]Northern Ireland[/b] and [b]Republic of Ireland[/b] sub-regions to be merged into new [b]Ireland[/b] sub-region. - Nationalism behavioural stat to be nerfed following complaints about it causing issues for players. - Snow to be removed from [b]England[/b] and [b]Wales[/b] sub-regions in line with Climate Change update. [b]Asia[/b] - [b]Turkey[/b] to be reclassified as Authoritarian. - Oil resources in [b]Saudi Arabia[/b] to be removed to patch "Wahhabi Spread" exploit. - [b]North Korea[/b] region has suffered irreparable data corruption. Sub-region will be wiped and restarted afresh, and will be merged with [b]South Korea[/b] as a single [b]Korea[/b] sub-region. - Weebs removed from game at request of players based in [b]Japan[/b] sub-region. - [b]China[/b] economic and military power, specifically naval, to receive a buff in preparation for the Cold War II DLC.

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                            • mars master planet.

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                            • And rising sea level

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