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6/19/2010 3:51:35 AM
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Have you ever injured yourself fapping?
A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut But how come people use items!?[/quote] Why not? :)[/quote] Doesn't that -blam!- hurt!?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut OK... Please just give it to me straight...And the point of it.[/quote] oh... i will give it to you straight, and you will get the point of it
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Anybody else here try auto? Seems like a good idea at first. Then you quickly realise it wasn't. And maybe cry a little.[/quote] What is it?[/quote]"You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while -blam!-ing dressed up like batman or something, then you pass out from lack of air, and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME." Great, now I'm permanently linked to this thread :/
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GaloX3 Fapping is the act of beating up the one eyed monster.[/quote] Polishing the banister...[/quote] OK... Please just give it to me straight...And the point of it.[/quote]Stroking your genitals until you ejaculate or orgasm.[/quote] Oh. But how come people use items!?[/quote] This is definitely a Thread of the Month.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut But how come people use items!?[/quote] Why not? :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GaloX3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut What exactly is fapping? Please explain.[/quote] Fapping is the act of beating up the one eyed monster.[/quote] Polishing the banister...[/quote] OK... Please just give it to me straight...And the point of it.[/quote]Stroking your genitals until you ejaculate or orgasm.[/quote] Oh. But how come people use items!?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GaloX3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut What exactly is fapping? Please explain.[/quote] Fapping is the act of beating up the one eyed monster.[/quote] Polishing the banister...[/quote] OK... Please just give it to me straight...And the point of it.[/quote] It's the "Beating of Meat." Aka. What you do/did at night or alone when you were a horny teenager.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GaloX3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut What exactly is fapping? Please explain.[/quote] Fapping is the act of beating up the one eyed monster.[/quote] Polishing the banister...[/quote] OK... Please just give it to me straight...And the point of it.[/quote]Stroking your genitals until you ejaculate or orgasm.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GaloX3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut What exactly is fapping? Please explain.[/quote] Fapping is the act of beating up the one eyed monster.[/quote] Polishing the banister...[/quote] OK... Please just give it to me straight...And the point of it.[/quote] You know... choking the chicken Slappin tha boyz Meeting aunt sally
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[quote] What is it? [/quote] Something only skinny people can do.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GaloX3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut What exactly is fapping? Please explain.[/quote] Fapping is the act of beating up the one eyed monster.[/quote] Polishing the banister...[/quote] OK... Please just give it to me straight...And the point of it.[/quote] Beatin' that meat like it owes him money...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GaloX3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut What exactly is fapping? Please explain.[/quote] Fapping is the act of beating up the one eyed monster.[/quote] Ya know, sailing the mayonnaise seas... Not this again... [Edited on 06.18.2010 8:49 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GaloX3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut What exactly is fapping? Please explain.[/quote] Fapping is the act of beating up the one eyed monster.[/quote] Polishing the banister...[/quote] OK... Please just give it to me straight...And the point of it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GaloX3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut What exactly is fapping? Please explain.[/quote] Fapping is the act of beating up the one eyed monster.[/quote] Polishing the banister...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut What exactly is fapping? Please explain.[/quote] Fapping is the act of beating up the one eyed monster.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] baseballboy565 Just don't use soap, it may seem like a good idea, but its not *cringes*[/quote] QFT It burns so bad!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dark wolf68 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I used a 20 dollar bill to fap once. After it was over, it kinda hurt...and I could never look at Mr. Jackson the same way again.[/quote] How...?[/quote]A 20 wrapped around the shaft up and down. Hurt.[/quote] Lol what honestly compelled you to do that?[/quote]I cannot give a logical answer... It was something I never did, Jackson was my favorite president, and I was bored and homey.[/quote] Thats just...Wrong lol.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut What exactly is fapping? Please explain.[/quote] Have you ever explored the lower realms of your body?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dark wolf68 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I used a 20 dollar bill to fap once. After it was over, it kinda hurt...and I could never look at Mr. Jackson the same way again.[/quote] How...?[/quote]A 20 wrapped around the shaft up and down. Hurt.[/quote] Lol what honestly compelled you to do that?[/quote]I cannot give a logical answer... It was something I never did, Jackson was my favorite president, and I was bored and homey.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xoot7aa7 Scrubbing your undersides with a toothbrush to get turned on= gastly friction burns. *shivers* [/quote] Wtf...
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What exactly is fapping? Please explain.
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I was probably 8 or 9, i had some sort of rash on it and i think it came from the soap that i used for lube in the shower, it lasted about a week. and that was the worst that i've ever done.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I was on the bus, I had to use what I had.[/quote] Oh Christ...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I used a 20 dollar bill to fap once. After it was over, it kinda hurt...and I could never look at Mr. Jackson the same way again.[/quote] How...?[/quote]A 20 wrapped around the shaft up and down. Hurt.[/quote] You couldn't find anything more satisfying?[/quote]I was on the bus, I had to use what I had.[/quote] Wouldn't... Your hand work better?....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I used a 20 dollar bill to fap once. After it was over, it kinda hurt...and I could never look at Mr. Jackson the same way again.[/quote] How...?[/quote]A 20 wrapped around the shaft up and down. Hurt.[/quote] Lol what honestly compelled you to do that?
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Scrubbing your undersides with a toothbrush to get turned on= gastly friction burns. *shivers*
