If everyone keeps talking about how sexy the female spartan model's ass is then Sage will obviously nerf it... the last thing we want is a female spartan with some bad assets. Although her voice alone made my pants bulge a little bit.. just sayin.........
I think we can all agree we don't want our Spartan women looking like [url=http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/152/l_be91c5e977134d85ae1b60def2c3f4b8.jpg][i]this guy[/i][/url]
just for fun
[url=http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/109/1097907/halo-reach-20100615101347207.jpg]badonkadonk[/url]<<<<<<<<<<<<
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An object of sex appeal is the sublimation of the human condition, it is the only form ingrained into the human psyche by millions of years of SEXUAL* selection, [u]it is art.[/u] Analyzing it from a strictly formalist view is akin to imagining what a meal tastes like by reading the nutrition information. Final counterpoint: [url=http://factoidz.com/images/user/16187.jpg][i]Bow chicka wow wow.[/i][/url] Edit stupid filter* [Edited on 08.01.2010 8:59 AM PDT]
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[bad pun} this is one hot topic!
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I thought it was common knowledge that the human mind is stimulated by shape only when it comes to attraction? Not material?
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But its so firm!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SirDeviant Kat: "My eyes are up here..." Might as well give her that line. >_>[/quote] Bungie: been there done that.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] External Memory [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXSXcaliburXx External Memory, why are you flaming everyone in this thread? Let them enjoy looking at a cute videogame character if they want, it's fine if they enjoy it; just as some people like -blam!-, some people read stories, and some people watch videos. Also, I lol'd at you trying to show off your knowledge of art; while all of what you listed is important, as an artist myself, I can say that you can have art without all of that stuff too. What you're talking about is technical quality, which isn't always necessary or even always fitting to a piece.[/quote] To a piece of what? As long as you're LOLing, and we're appreciating the shapeliness and visual appeal of dat ass, not as an object of sex appeal, mind you, but a true object of art, I thought I'd limit myself to formalism. But I suppose you could discuss the conceptual consideration of dat ass. Maybe dat ass's sense of rhythm when it's in motion? I'm hoping to raise the bar to a higher level of absurdity. Maybe we can all learn something. This thread has been a lolcow of failure so far. Let's make it fail more. Invoke the paradox.[/quote] Big words kill trolls mind :/
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] my banana [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Renegade Wo1f What about Noble six's [url=http://au.xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/14276699/halo-reach/images/halo-reach-20100615112606702.html?page=mediaFull]ass[/url]? [/quote]I'm buying my girl the new "buns of halo" video thats for sure. These spartan ladies is lewkin gewd[/quote]| your a freak man lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXSXcaliburXx External Memory, why are you flaming everyone in this thread? Let them enjoy looking at a cute videogame character if they want, it's fine if they enjoy it; just as some people like -blam!-, some people read stories, and some people watch videos. Also, I lol'd at you trying to show off your knowledge of art; while all of what you listed is important, as an artist myself, I can say that you can have art without all of that stuff too. What you're talking about is technical quality, which isn't always necessary or even always fitting to a piece.[/quote] To a piece of what? As long as you're LOLing, and we're appreciating the shapeliness and visual appeal of dat ass, not as an object of sex appeal, mind you, but a true object of art, I thought I'd limit myself to formalism. But I suppose you could discuss the conceptual consideration of dat ass. Maybe dat ass's sense of rhythm when it's in motion? I'm hoping to raise the bar to a higher level of absurdity. Maybe we can all learn something. This thread has been a lolcow of failure so far. Let's make it fail more. Invoke the paradox. [Edited on 08.01.2010 8:28 AM PDT]
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lol'ing so hard
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] External Memory [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Happy Flowers HEY EVERYBODY, ON THIS VIDEO GAME FORUM! I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THEN YOU LOWLY PLEBS! ANYWAYS, I AM OFF TO HAVE TEA WITH CONSTABLE PERCY, PRESUMING WE ARE ABLE TO HEAR THE WHISTLE OF THE KETTLE OVER OUR OBSTREPEROUS LAUGHTER![/quote] Nope, sorry pal but you still gotta steer. And the word you're looking for is condescending. Nice try though.[/quote]I guess you have learn to crawl before you walk when writing vague metaphors. I too appreciate your stunning advances in the field of getting-your-point-acrossery.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HundredJono List to do in Reach 1. get a DMR 2. Kill Kat (if we can) 3. tebagggggg[/quote]
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External Memory, why are you flaming everyone in this thread? Let them enjoy looking at a cute videogame character if they want, it's fine if they enjoy it; just as some people like -blam!-, some people read stories, and some people watch videos. Also, I lol'd at you trying to show off your knowledge of art; while all of what you listed is important, as an artist myself, I can say that you can have art without all of that stuff too. What you're talking about is technical quality, which isn't always necessary or even always fitting to a piece.
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Good god you are sad.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Happy Flowers HEY EVERYBODY, ON THIS VIDEO GAME FORUM! I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THEN YOU LOWLY PLEBS! ANYWAYS, I AM OFF TO HAVE TEA WITH CONSTABLE PERCY, PRESUMING WE ARE ABLE TO HEAR THE WHISTLE OF THE KETTLE OVER OUR OBSTREPEROUS LAUGHTER![/quote] Nope, sorry pal but you still gotta steer. And the word you're looking for is condescending. Nice try though.
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Thread... saved. Also: Wow. I know what gender I'm being in matchamking. Woo!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] External Memory Oh my god, don't even start about art with me, capital "A" or otherwise.I will tear you to pieces. The very fact you're joining in this little ghetto-trash locker room sausage-fest shows you have no taste. These guys are a little less interested in color, line, composition and form, and more in their pathetic little fantasies. You don't think it's depressing you're hanging out with a bunch of guys you don't even know talking about that online? The guy above me just jizzed his pants a little, isn't that hilarious? Grow up. Don't try and tell me this thread has to do with anything other than a 3d cartoon's sex appeal to you losers. Same goes for your adorable Leonardo DiCaprio Titanic romance drawing session. Cue the Celine Dion, Romeo. Don't make me laugh. It's all about -blam!- frustration with you kids.[/quote]HEY EVERYBODY, ON THIS VIDEO GAME FORUM! I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THEN YOU LOWLY PLEBS! ANYWAYS, I AM OFF TO HAVE TEA WITH CONSTABLE PERCY, PRESUMING WE ARE ABLE TO HEAR THE WHISTLE OF THE KETTLE OVER OUR OBSTREPEROUS LAUGHTER!
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this is Qugmires favour thread.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MC Shiznit you are getting trolled breh, way to take things seriously on the internet...might i recommend an internet guide so that next time through you can be more successful? [/quote] Nah, but [url=http://redux.com/stream/item/18423/What-trolls-want-you-to-believe]here's a guide for you[/url]. And I ain't your bro, so get off my nuts. Humor and class aren't mutually exclusive. Don't be such low-lifes. [Edited on 08.01.2010 7:55 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] External Memory [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MattKohl101 I'm glad someone else feels the same way! Why is it so sick and perverted to find a videogame character attractive? Some people are just so insecure... And I'm supposed to believe that being obsessed with silicon filled skanksluts is somehow better? Reminds me of guys who will NEVER say another man is attractive. Like I can appreciate Brad Pitt as being a pretty handsome man. So what? Oh and for the record I don't find Kat to be attractive at all. Short hair on a girl isn't good looking. If I wanted to date a 12 year old boy I'd... wait a second... NO![/quote] Funny thing is, you assume people are suggesting that the only alternative to fake imaginary girlfriends is real imaginary girlfriends in, say, pinups, or -blam!-. Those aren't the only options, you know. There are real live people, not in magazines and TV. And if you think she's attractive, fine. This has obviously gone beyond that. Look, videogames, cartoons, whatever, the characters either look cool or they don't. While people are talking about art, do you think the design brief for the concept artists said to make the characters look hot? They fit their personas, which are Spartans, in exceptional shape, bred for combat, 3 in their 20's, one in his 30's, and one in his 40's. They should look the part. The minute any cartoon, let alone videogame character gets oversecksualized just for the sake of appealing to over or undersecksed people it's just sad. Let's make Lara wear that, and give her huge tits. Why? I dunno, but boys play games and more boys will buy it. Ask Freud. Look, if the content or story actually has to do with sex, then fine. Aeon Flux, (yeah the animation), perfect example. Not meant to appeal to your average 13 year old. Uncomfortably so. Not -blam!-. Watch it when you grow up. The worst part is you've been pandered to for so long because the industry has never exactly attracted the most socially well-adjusted people (and bad taste is a matter of social mores), and they're so used to getting it spoon-fed that even the slightest suggestion they might get some fanservice again (OMG FEMALE SPARTANZ) elicits nerdgasms. It's just fugly, sorry. It is.[/quote] you are getting trolled breh, way to take things seriously on the internet...might i recommend an internet guide so that next time through you can be more successful?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MC Shiznit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultermarto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aether Fist [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultermarto Mmmmmmmm, Kats ass......[/quote]why in God's name did you necro this?![/quote] Whats necro mean?[/quote] ruh roh[/quote]I caught that reference! Basically, this thread was down deep and someone posted in it after a long time to bring it back up.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MattKohl101 I'm glad someone else feels the same way! Why is it so sick and perverted to find a videogame character attractive? Some people are just so insecure... And I'm supposed to believe that being obsessed with silicon filled skanksluts is somehow better? Reminds me of guys who will NEVER say another man is attractive. Like I can appreciate Brad Pitt as being a pretty handsome man. So what? Oh and for the record I don't find Kat to be attractive at all. Short hair on a girl isn't good looking. If I wanted to date a 12 year old boy I'd... wait a second... NO![/quote] Funny thing is, you assume people are suggesting that the only alternative to fake imaginary girlfriends is real imaginary girlfriends in, say, pinups, or -blam!-. Those aren't the only options, you know. There are real live people, not in magazines and TV. And if you think she's attractive, fine. This has obviously gone beyond that. Look, videogames, cartoons, whatever, the characters either look cool or they don't. While people are talking about art, do you think the design brief for the concept artists said to make the characters look hot? They fit their personas, which are Spartans, in exceptional shape, bred for combat, 3 in their 20's, one in his 30's, and one in his 40's. They should look the part. The minute any cartoon, let alone videogame character gets oversecksualized just for the sake of appealing to over or undersecksed people it's just sad. Let's make Lara wear that, and give her huge tits. Why? I dunno, but boys play games and more boys will buy it. Ask Freud. Look, if the content or story actually has to do with sex, then fine. Aeon Flux, (yeah the animation), perfect example. Not meant to appeal to your average 13 year old. Uncomfortably so. Not -blam!-. Watch it when you grow up. The worst part is you've been pandered to for so long because the industry has never exactly attracted the most socially well-adjusted people (and bad taste is a matter of social mores), and you're so used to getting it spoon-fed that even the slightest suggestion they might get some fanservice again (OMG FEMALE SPARTANZ) elicits nerdgasms. It's just fugly, sorry. It is. [Edited on 08.01.2010 7:46 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultermarto Whats necro mean?[/quote] Revivified from the dead. (Revivified is a word?!)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultermarto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aether Fist [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultermarto Mmmmmmmm, Kats ass......[/quote]why in God's name did you necro this?![/quote] Whats necro mean?[/quote] ruh roh
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aether Fist [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultermarto Mmmmmmmm, Kats ass......[/quote]why in God's name did you necro this?![/quote] Whats necro mean?
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sadist post ever -.- pin ups of videogame charecters *face/desk*
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It's human nature to be attracted to women, virtual or not. Would be like painting a nude picture, would it be wrong to admire that? perfectly natural. I just don't understand why everyone's panties are in a bunch.