Hot damn. This is the first thread I've seen where someone actually linked a stellar picture to dat ass (no -blam!-, and I've been on the forums, I know the craze, but so few folks actually post pictures). I deem it good.

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Soon enough, the ninjas will realise what we're doing and this thread will vanish from our lives. Thank you thread, for the many 'Bow Chicka Bow Wow' moments.

LIVE! THREAD LIVE!

Do it for the lulz and DAT ASS!!!

OH COME ON MAN! Ho­mo* erectus joked about ti­tties and pe­nises around ancient campfires as they gnawed on slabs of mammoth meat. What do you expect? Also: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] External Memory PE­NIS PE­NIS PE­NIS[/quote]hurp fixed Edit: Damn filter is the bane of intelligible conversation.* [Edited on 08.01.2010 10:14 AM PDT]

keep this thread alive [and Kat too]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Happy Flowers Yes, the human form is a necessary object of our culture, and should be treated with reverence. I apologize.[/quote] Fixed.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MattKohl101 Why do you feel so superior to everyone because we're not afraid to admit what we like? [/quote] Because you're so damn fixated on it. It's all ass jokes, give it a rest. And if I want to hear about a 200 pound guy's appreciation of Brad Pitt, how he thinks girls with short hair remind him too much of boys, or what he thinks of Paramore, I'll search for that crap on the Flood, y'know? This is unimportant and obnoxious, so if it's gonna keep showing up anyhow, might as well take the piss out of it. This is frat humor masquerading as people being themselves and ditching their insecurities. Just try it. Start a -blam!- topic on how attractive you think Carter's ass is to you as a 6'3" dude. Make it as authentic as you possibly can. Find some fanart of Carter and screenshots. Watch that -blam!- get flamed and locked. You can't even post -blam!- in here. So I'm not buying the whole let's be free with our opinions thing; this thread is juvenile. That's why I keep poking fun at it. Not because I'm so much more mature; I'm just barely [i]less[/i] juvenile. You're obviously smart, just a little into your stuff in a creepy way. The rest of them are all getting on the girl=ass joke train. Which is pretty much a vent for juvenile insecurity and sekshul* *frustration* [Edited on 08.01.2010 9:53 AM PDT]

In the [b]interest[/b] of [b]balance[/b], I suggest that we petition for some sexy playgirl spartans as well.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] External Memory [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Happy Flowers Final counterpoint: [url=http://factoidz.com/images/user/16187.jpg][i]Bow chicka wow wow.[/i][/url] [/quote] Woman of Willendorf and incidental videogame character ass. Nice comparison. Yes, we are surely all sublimating our socially repressed but necessary -blam!-* psychic into the object that is Kat's ass. It has become a necessary object of our culture, and should be treated with the kind of lofty reverence that is only befitting of a b.net forum. Sorry I'm repressing you, but you kinda gross me out, game fapper. And formalist =/= formal, besides, you're missing the drooling fanboy forest for the purely ornamental trees.[/quote]lol u trol me! This was a discussion about the human form. The woman of Willendorf and the Kat are both artistic representations of human form. Yes, the human form is a necessary object of our culture, and should be treated with reverence. I accept your apology.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MattKohl101 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] External Memory [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MattKohl101 I'm glad someone else feels the same way! Why is it so sick and perverted to find a videogame character attractive? Some people are just so insecure... And I'm supposed to believe that being obsessed with silicon filled skanksluts is somehow better? Reminds me of guys who will NEVER say another man is attractive. Like I can appreciate Brad Pitt as being a pretty handsome man. So what? Oh and for the record I don't find Kat to be attractive at all. Short hair on a girl isn't good looking. If I wanted to date a 12 year old boy I'd... wait a second... NO![/quote] Funny thing is, you assume people are suggesting that the only alternative to fake imaginary girlfriends is real imaginary girlfriends in, say, pinups, or -blam!-. Those aren't the only options, you know. There are real live people, not in magazines and TV. And if you think she's attractive, fine. This has obviously gone beyond that. Look, videogames, cartoons, whatever, the characters either look cool or they don't. While people are talking about art, do you think the design brief for the concept artists said to make the characters look hot? They fit their personas, which are Spartans, in exceptional shape, bred for combat, 3 in their 20's, one in his 30's, and one in his 40's. They should look the part. The minute any cartoon, let alone videogame character gets oversecksualized just for the sake of appealing to over or undersecksed people it's just sad. Let's make Lara wear that, and give her huge tits. Why? I dunno, but boys play games and more boys will buy it. Ask Freud. Look, if the content or story actually has to do with sex, then fine. Aeon Flux, (yeah the animation), perfect example. Not meant to appeal to your average 13 year old. Uncomfortably so. Not -blam!-. Watch it when you grow up. The worst part is you've been pandered to for so long because the industry has never exactly attracted the most socially well-adjusted people (and bad taste is a matter of social mores), and you're so used to getting it spoon-fed that even the slightest suggestion they might get some fanservice again (OMG FEMALE SPARTANZ) elicits nerdgasms. It's just fugly, sorry. It is.[/quote] Why do you feel so superior to everyone because we're not afraid to admit what we like? I LOVE Paramore. When I saw them in concert I almost cried. I'm a 6'3" 200 pound man. Surrounded by my chick friends and girlfriend. Embarrassing? Probably. Best night ever? You bet your BLAM! It just seems like you view everyone in this thread as some lowly little 13 year old who has no idea what we're doing and are immature and sexstarved. You do realize there are people much over the age of 18 in this thread who can either A. Have fun and joke or B. Are just as old and older than you who can still discuss this, right? Knock it off with the whole "I'm da big smart mature guy!" act because I guarantee you there are people smarter than you in this thread (Me included). [/quote] Amen.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swystcheese How are you going to have a pin-up with a woman wearing power armor?[/quote] That's what makes it sexy.

I question humanity when a thread like this gets to page 17

this thread would rise to 1# if you could play[halo ,not the game] with a topless character.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] External Memory [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Happy Flowers Final counterpoint: [url=http://factoidz.com/images/user/16187.jpg][i]Bow chicka wow wow.[/i][/url] [/quote] Woman of Willendorf and incidental videogame character ass. Nice comparison. Yes, we are surely all sublimating our socially repressed but necessary -blam!-* psychic into the object that is Kat's ass. It has become a necessary object of our culture, and should be treated with the kind of lofty reverence that is only befitting of a b.net forum. Sorry I'm repressing you, but you kinda gross me out, game fapper. And formalist =/= formal, besides, you're missing the drooling fanboy forest for the purely ornamental trees.[/quote]people quit necroing this thread!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Happy Flowers Final counterpoint: [url=http://factoidz.com/images/user/16187.jpg][i]Bow chicka wow wow.[/i][/url] [/quote] Woman of Willendorf and incidental videogame character ass. Nice comparison. Yes, we are surely all sublimating our socially repressed but necessary -blam!-* psychic into the object that is Kat's ass. It has become a necessary object of our culture, and should be treated with the kind of lofty reverence that is only befitting of a b.net forum. Sorry I'm repressing you, but you kinda gross me out, game fapper. And formalist =/= formal, besides, you're missing the drooling fanboy forest for the purely ornamental trees.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skullus wow what a great theard! BOW CHICKA BOW WOW![/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SirDeviant Kat: "My eyes are up here..." Might as well give her that line. >_>[/quote] IWHBD only, please.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tua I don't really think female spartans would be that good looking at all, due to genetic engineering and enhanced strengh they would have a more male-like muscular body.[/quote]I wouldn't necessarily say that the augmentation process always adds a lot of bulk, I thought their muscles had some kind of synthetic myofibril that could just replace the normal bulk of their muscles while dramatically increasing contractile strength. Whether or not they appear feminine depends mostly on whether or not enough estrogen was present to develop adipose tissues in *ahem* [i]...certain ways.[/i]

wow what a great theard! BOW CHICKA BOW WOW! [Edited on 08.01.2010 9:19 AM PDT]

I laughed so hard hahahaha.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] External Memory [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MattKohl101 I'm glad someone else feels the same way! Why is it so sick and perverted to find a videogame character attractive? Some people are just so insecure... And I'm supposed to believe that being obsessed with silicon filled skanksluts is somehow better? Reminds me of guys who will NEVER say another man is attractive. Like I can appreciate Brad Pitt as being a pretty handsome man. So what? Oh and for the record I don't find Kat to be attractive at all. Short hair on a girl isn't good looking. If I wanted to date a 12 year old boy I'd... wait a second... NO![/quote] Funny thing is, you assume people are suggesting that the only alternative to fake imaginary girlfriends is real imaginary girlfriends in, say, pinups, or -blam!-. Those aren't the only options, you know. There are real live people, not in magazines and TV. And if you think she's attractive, fine. This has obviously gone beyond that. Look, videogames, cartoons, whatever, the characters either look cool or they don't. While people are talking about art, do you think the design brief for the concept artists said to make the characters look hot? They fit their personas, which are Spartans, in exceptional shape, bred for combat, 3 in their 20's, one in his 30's, and one in his 40's. They should look the part. The minute any cartoon, let alone videogame character gets oversecksualized just for the sake of appealing to over or undersecksed people it's just sad. Let's make Lara wear that, and give her huge tits. Why? I dunno, but boys play games and more boys will buy it. Ask Freud. Look, if the content or story actually has to do with sex, then fine. Aeon Flux, (yeah the animation), perfect example. Not meant to appeal to your average 13 year old. Uncomfortably so. Not -blam!-. Watch it when you grow up. The worst part is you've been pandered to for so long because the industry has never exactly attracted the most socially well-adjusted people (and bad taste is a matter of social mores), and you're so used to getting it spoon-fed that even the slightest suggestion they might get some fanservice again (OMG FEMALE SPARTANZ) elicits nerdgasms. It's just fugly, sorry. It is.[/quote] Why do you feel so superior to everyone because we're not afraid to admit what we like? I LOVE Paramore. When I saw them in concert I almost cried. I'm a 6'3" 200 pound man. Surrounded by my chick friends and girlfriend. Embarrassing? Probably. Best night ever? You bet your BLAM! It just seems like you view everyone in this thread as some lowly little 13 year old who has no idea what we're doing and are immature and sexstarved. You do realize there are people much over the age of 18 in this thread who can either A. Have fun and joke or B. Are just as old and older than you who can still discuss this, right? Knock it off with the whole "I'm da big smart mature guy!" act because I guarantee you there are people smarter than you in this thread (Me included).

I don't really think female spartans would be that good looking at all, due to genetic engineering and enhanced strengh they would have a more male-like muscular body.

Bow Chicka Bow Wow indeed...

An object of sex appeal is the sublimation of the human condition, it is the only form ingrained into the human psyche by millions of years of SE­XUAL* selection, [u]it is art.[/u] Analyzing it from a strictly formalist view is akin to imagining what a meal tastes like by reading the nutri­tion information. Final counterpoint: [url=http://factoidz.com/images/user/16187.jpg][i]Bow chicka wow wow.[/i][/url] Edit stupid filter* [Edited on 08.01.2010 8:59 AM PDT]