Josh was always chosen last in dodgeball Josh's mother was overbearing. His dad was absent Josh had his first girlfriend when he was 23 2 weeks later he was back to dating Kleenex's Then in a fit of despair he finally tried out the crucible from home thinking people would love him and his Bungie clan moniker and was immediately killed by a mean bladedancer who then teabagged him He swore revenge Then he ran into a wall when they wanted him to just go over by this tree. Twitch mocked him He couldn't figure out how to get this crazy controller to run straight, so he just ran in circles The forums laughed at him This is the story of how josh hated all things and why Bungie left him to work almost alone destroying what was left of destiny 1 The lesson: [spoiler]just nerf fusion rifles[/spoiler]