Application to work for Bunghole: 1. Did you try and get a degree from ITT tech but failed? yes/no 2. Do you get out of breath climbing the stairs from Grannies basement? yes/no 3. Are your tighty whities yellow or brown stained? yes/no 4. Do you suck c*** ? yes/yes 5. See question #4. Will you swallow? yes/yes 6. If you answered YES to all questions 1-5 please find an empty desk to begin employment. Thank you.