"And besides, no one wants to show up empty handed on Valentine’s day."
Hi Honey, I brought you home a big pile of steaming dogsh!t, happy Valentine's Day!
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Edited by Mii006: 2/14/2017 11:34:56 PM... with fire crackers so it can explode in your face... :p
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Man you are so right.
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Nailed it
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c'est nul votre mise à jour !! vous nous enlevez les munitions vertes à chaque mort c'est vraiment nul !!!! your update it's really so bad ! when i died i haven't green munition it's bad !!!
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Ha! Exactly. That's like showing up to the date with days old flowers swiped in some cemetary on the way.
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You win, Hahahaha
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More like. "Hi Honey, I bought you roses for Valentine's Day. I'm also having an affair with my secretary and I want a divorce. Happy Valentines Day."
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I agree about the divorce part. This relationship has been parasitic and toxic...
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Great minds think alike.