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Edited by Punished:
2/8/2017 6:05:43 PM
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Thinking about giving my cat a titty twister
I really want to prank my cat and I was thinking of giving her a suprise kitty titty twister. Do you guys think it will work?
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyCAN WE PLEASE GET AN UPDATE?!
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Do you like your hands?
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Bet your Cat readin this like...
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2 RepliesGive her the shocker instead.
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22 RepliesStick it in the microwave for 5 minutes instead, it'll be more fun.
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[b] [/b]
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[b] [/b]
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3 RepliesTwist your cat's titty and I'll twist your fücking head off.
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So basically you're saying you want to play with your cats nipples? I suggest you get a girlfriend so you can have human nipples to play with
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Bump for later
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Edited by Monty: 2/9/2017 1:07:12 PMYou gotta scream "ITS JUST A PRANK PRO!" or it [u]WILL[/u] kill you.
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4 RepliesEdited by FightinFinn 2-7: 2/8/2017 9:44:41 PMThis looks more fun...... and less hazardous too your health. Or this! Apparently those are a cats natural predator! https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-63uM6-dxWbI/V9l9yo0LmKI/AAAAAAAACVE/sMUp6WAc5rAYoy8wvcrnlQc4H4mAQ9osACJoC/w426-h613/2016%2B-%2B1
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4 RepliesLazer pointer. Mouse trap. You figure out the rest.
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2 RepliesMake sure you yell out "it's just a prank bro" when it starts clawing you to death.
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I have the high ground
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no I don't think so.
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I'll hunt you down and rip your nipples off if you hurt that cat
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Remember it doesn't count if it doesn't squirt milk
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Edited by Legion: 2/9/2017 5:14:49 AM
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[quote]I really want to prank my cat[/quote] This alone just made my day xD
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Yes the cat well totally just love that[spoiler]but take a video [/spoiler]
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Wookie, back away from the animal.
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2 RepliesExcuuuuuse me
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Lol, I literally shit myself...thank God I'm on the toilet.
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The last thing you want to do is piss off a cat with your hand on its midriff. Cats are insanely fast at relocating all their pointy bits there with 100% accuracy and efficiency. Put a cucumber behind it when its eating. You're welcome.
