Hello and welcome to Destiny Geographic where we will be exploring the fascinating world of destiny. I'm your host A team of ants and today in our first episode we will be examining a once common species, the Kinderguardians. Long ago before a exotic was discovered or a raid boss defeated the world of destiny was inhabited by a species known as; The kinderguardians. The kinderguardians also known in Latin as "Noobs" are said to be the first species of guardian to roam this world which was also very different at the time. kinderguardians each had a unique appearance which was a random assortment of gear with different colours that did not match at all. They were equipped with any type of weapon that they found on their journeys because no one had discovered what weapon types were superior at that time. These kinderguardians are now no longer amount us as they have evolved into other creatures. But in recent years we have new generations of kinderguardians that were first spotted about a year ago when Oryx arrived in his flying cuboid in space along with every faction vendor changing they're wares at the exact same time. And another wave appeared about a month ago but now they are one of the rarest creatures in destiny. Back around the arrival of the first kinderguardians they had no natural predators except other Kinderguardians but the new kinderguardians face new predators from the evil of the Sweaty try hard family or even the trolls. Two days ago we set out in search of a kinderguardian in the lands of the Crucible and we had been told some had been sighted in a location called Pantheon. A team of ants-"My camera crew and and I have been sat in this bush for two days now to hopefully find a kinderguardian. But we have had no luck so we are going to... wait. Is that? Yes it is we've found a kinderguardian." Magnificent isn't it. A wild titan kinderguardian gracefully starting at an odd purple box labeled "Heavy ammo" how magnificent. But wait what's this? It appears to be some sort of Sweaty try hard and by the score it appears to be a bad one. The Bad Sweaty try hard appears to be preparing to attack as it pulls out its sniper and lines up a shot. The roar of a sniper gunshot echos throughout the area as the kinderguardian falls to the ground to then be crouched on repeatedly by the Bad Sweaty try hard. This is unfortunately a common occurance when a Kinderguardian enters the crucible as they are shown no mercy by they're predators. Here we have found another kinderguardian this time a hunter wandering around the tower admiring the weapons and armour of other guardians. Since there are no predators in the tower this one was not killed so we were able to follow it into the wilds of patrol. Here the kinderguardian is king as they repeatedly kill Fallen and Hive which are the kinderguardians main prey. All of a sudden the kinderguardian is acting strange. The area has gone dark and shining lights are in the sky. A Warsat Is incoming. The kinderguardian notices this too and admires the lights having no clue what is going on. All of a sudden the Warsat lands with a crash. When the dust settled we could not see the kinderguardian. However a single twitching hand stood out from under the Warsat. Unfortunately this is what happens to kinderguardians due to their lack of experience but they learn quick and soon evolve into more experienced creatures and while it is good for them it means kinderguardians become rarer and rarer each day. This concludes this episode of Destiny Geographic. Join us next time for me making another sorry excuse of a documentary about Destiny where I might spend more time hiding in a bush to find a creature.[spoiler]if you liked this and want to see more just leave a comment saying make more or something like that and I will if you didn't like it just say this is bad or call me a fag or something. Thanks for reading if you got this far. [/spoiler] Thanks for the positive feedback. I'll definitely be making more of these but I can't guarantee how frequently they will be posted.