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1/18/2017 8:39:00 PM
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Do you think a liberal can be domesticated?

I'm considering talking to one. The diet is pretty much tumblr and dried weed. They grow an averagely sized neckbeard. But I have a safe space where I can put a trigger warning and give it propaganda it needs. Any thoughts

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  • Edited by Girraffalope: 1/19/2017 10:55:48 PM
    not exactly sure how to domesticate a new breed of stupid? NO WORRIES BECAUSE LOGICAL JACK inc. Can help you with just that! Here are the steps to domesticating,maintaining and hopefully teach your wild pet some new tricks! 1. Firstly you must choose the breed you're going for, we suggest that you consider getting a younger liberal male to prevent rápist accusations and sexism to begin with. 2. Start by building a home for it, plan out what kind of liberal it will be, whether it be a neckbeard sjw or a feminist black female you must ensure their home is a safe space for them for they get very rowdy and violent and may burn down your house if not taken care of properly. 3. Make sure to keep their home safe enough for them to live, by that I mean to provide them with basic liberal internet usage sites such as Timblr, Twitter, and of course YouTube so they can be able to express themselves without trying to kill themselves from lack of online interactions. 4. Do not refer to it as a he or she. Make sure to be careful on this you don't wanna misgender it and cause a nuclear bomb to detonate. 5. Feed it basic food like ramen noodles and gatorade so they can maintain their biomass. Ensure that they get at least 30 minutes of fresh air to keep them from rotting. 6. Provide warm blankets to them and make sure to babysit them throughout the day and make sure to give them a teddy bear to hug at night, failure to do so may cause a very traumatic life experience for them if not well maintained. 7. Never compliment them or make eye contact as that may be seem as an insult or threat by them. Do not try to make new rules than from the basic ones or they will think you're being a dictator. 8. Keep matches away from them and make sure to have a backup set of nappies just in case they shit themselves from any political election. Keep them away from the mainstream news and make sure to educate them properly. 9. This is a no brainer, make sure to never and I mean NEVER allow more than 1 pet in a house at a time. They can visipusly attack one another if one disagrees with the other you might end up with two dead pets on the next day. 10. Follow these types and you'll be golden! [spoiler]make sure to shave their neckbeard, both female and male and whatever the heck they identify as grow one [/spoiler]

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