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1/18/2017 8:39:00 PM
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Do you think a liberal can be domesticated?
I'm considering talking to one. The diet is pretty much tumblr and dried weed. They grow an averagely sized neckbeard. But I have a safe space where I can put a trigger warning and give it propaganda it needs. Any thoughts
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Remember that they're attracted to gender fluid.
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1 ReplyEdited by MythicInsanity: 1/20/2017 11:17:10 PMAn orphanage manager finds a baby on his door step, upon closer inspection he discovers it's a 23 year old social sciences major. The man exclaims, "Eh! A liberal! You can't give these things away..." and then he promptly shuts the door leaving the baby for the dingos to devour.
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Probably not
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2 Replies*removes fedora* *places fedora in the tuft of my neckbeard* *unsheathes katana* *goes on one knee* *balances katana on palm* *looks at floor* *looks up* *winks* "RAWR XD MASTER" *master pets bowlcut* *looks down to hide tears* *master knows cry* "LIVE BY THE SWORD DIE BIE THE SWORD" *master closes eyes* *knows whats happening* *slices master in half* *weeps over dead corpse* *shouts at sky in japanese* *rains* *ends*
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Best to euthanize
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I guess since some of us, as humans, know everything and anyone else who goes against his/her belief, is crazy. We should not question this smart person.
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Probably put a saddle on one to
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Don't punish them! That'll immediately put you in the light as an abuser and a horrible person also false accusations and report false news on you. Also you'll be the reason everything bad in their life very risk versus reward. If you treat him right he'll look as you as a god nobody will be better than you in their eyes.
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1 ReplyWell hey if it doesn't work out, you can always euthanize it.
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2 RepliesYou might as well get a pet rock. It's just as intelligent, but you don't have to deal with the smell.
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Yes. The reason why they want big government is because they want to be the little bitch.
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Just make sure you find a straight one, the gay ones spread AIDS all over the place, and once that's in the carpet it never comes out.
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2 Replies*neckbeard slides in with senpai on chain* "ANYTHING CAN BE OWNED IF YOU HAVE THE STONES RAWR XXD" *neckbeard hops on senpais back* *flys away*
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Edited by Girraffalope: 1/19/2017 10:55:48 PMnot exactly sure how to domesticate a new breed of stupid? NO WORRIES BECAUSE LOGICAL JACK inc. Can help you with just that! Here are the steps to domesticating,maintaining and hopefully teach your wild pet some new tricks! 1. Firstly you must choose the breed you're going for, we suggest that you consider getting a younger liberal male to prevent rápist accusations and sexism to begin with. 2. Start by building a home for it, plan out what kind of liberal it will be, whether it be a neckbeard sjw or a feminist black female you must ensure their home is a safe space for them for they get very rowdy and violent and may burn down your house if not taken care of properly. 3. Make sure to keep their home safe enough for them to live, by that I mean to provide them with basic liberal internet usage sites such as Timblr, Twitter, and of course YouTube so they can be able to express themselves without trying to kill themselves from lack of online interactions. 4. Do not refer to it as a he or she. Make sure to be careful on this you don't wanna misgender it and cause a nuclear bomb to detonate. 5. Feed it basic food like ramen noodles and gatorade so they can maintain their biomass. Ensure that they get at least 30 minutes of fresh air to keep them from rotting. 6. Provide warm blankets to them and make sure to babysit them throughout the day and make sure to give them a teddy bear to hug at night, failure to do so may cause a very traumatic life experience for them if not well maintained. 7. Never compliment them or make eye contact as that may be seem as an insult or threat by them. Do not try to make new rules than from the basic ones or they will think you're being a dictator. 8. Keep matches away from them and make sure to have a backup set of nappies just in case they shit themselves from any political election. Keep them away from the mainstream news and make sure to educate them properly. 9. This is a no brainer, make sure to never and I mean NEVER allow more than 1 pet in a house at a time. They can visipusly attack one another if one disagrees with the other you might end up with two dead pets on the next day. 10. Follow these types and you'll be golden! [spoiler]make sure to shave their neckbeard, both female and male and whatever the heck they identify as grow one [/spoiler]
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Anyone who has a political stance is a wild animal and is not human. [spoiler]jk.[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesRemind them that atheism is a religion. They won't be able to abstain from the b8 of truth in that statement XD
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I don't think it's worth it. All they do is bitch and moan about the things you won't give them, but they never deserved.
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1 ReplyDo you think Døøb could ever make a serious non sarcastic post?
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21 RepliesEdited by jackedrabbit910: 1/20/2017 7:42:54 AMWho gets triggered harder? Libcucks or consertards? Edit: looks like grammar [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] and joke police get triggered the most
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10 RepliesI'm a liberal and I'm on offtopic, think drugs are stupid, and think neck beards are stupider.
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[quote]I'm considering talking to one. The diet is pretty much tumblr and dried weed. They grow an averagely sized neckbeard. But I have a safe space where I can put a trigger warning and give it propaganda it needs. Any thoughts[/quote] Lol
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😬IDK about that [spoiler]I'm joking plz don't be to salty[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesSJW would've been a better word to use
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Ohh Døøb...
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Its not worth your time bro
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Hmm... define domestication in this scenario.
