*Auryx is seen walking around in the sword realm, looking for the Worm God Akka*
Auryx: Akka? You down here?
Akka: Of course I'm down here, where the hell else would I be? I'm a Worm.
Auryx: Oh, there you are. Need you to do me a huge solid.
Akka: A solid what?
Auryx: Huh? Ew, no. I mean, I need a favor. I need you to show me the secret of the Deep, which asks me to take what I need.
Akka: Yeah, I don't give away secrets. Or anything for that matter. -blam!- off.
Auryx: But you gave us these stupid worms. They literally eat us from the inside if we don't do what it wants.
Akka: That's really metal. That also sounds like a you problem, mate.
Auryx: You gave us these worms and now they devour us. Even though you are my god, I must listen to the deep and take what I want. Isn't that our whole M.O. anyway?
Akka: Umm....I mean....
Auryx: Don't lie. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just go ahead and get what I came for.
Akka: You don't have the balls.
Auryx: You're right. Not yet, that is.
Akka: Wait, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Wait what the hell are you doing with that swo- AHHHHHHHHHHHHRRGGGGGGGAGGAGAGAGGA!!!
*Auryx took his sword and chopped up the Worm God Akka, gaining the sacred power of the deep. He spoke to it.*
The Deep: !@#%^&*&^^#^!&^!^@^@&!^@&#&+×÷&=&@&#[][[@^@^@]^#^!^@^#.
Auryx: Uh huh.
The Deep: !^#^@^#;+_÷<÷>+_#^$&×<#^÷<+<#^#^#&#<$[]!*(!)&$&÷[+[#>#&@>;;;:"-&#>+[#&.
Auryx: Yeah, he was a total douche. Felt good chopping him up.
The Deep: ^#&@>#&÷,#&#>[$]÷]#$&#&×[#>$;';$&÷<÷<% [÷]+]÷&$,#&';@,>!>$[@][$;#;'&#>@.
Auryx: Wait, really? I can do that? Hold on, hold on, lemme write this down.
*Auryx writes down the secrets of the deep on tablets, Which he wore around his waist*
Auryx: Oooh, these are snazzy. How do I look?
The Deep: <$<@^#<÷[]+&#&×>#[#&#&×>@>$;';";$&<÷[×[$^÷;×<×[$&$;$*#[@,÷;=;)@)#($&#>×.
Auryx: Oh, stop it. You're too kind. Anyway, you have taught me the ancient power of taking. What should I call myself now?
The Deep: ^@^#_×<!>#])@&@_#^.
Auryx: Sigh. I'm NOT calling myself Bruce Jenner. How about... Oryx, The Taken King?
The Deep: ^#^@>#>$>[@&#^$&;';"[#.
Oryx: I know, right? Anyway, gonna go wage war on the Ecumene because I can. Catch you later.
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