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Edited by BraveCole: 1/6/2017 4:23:25 AM
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Grimoire Simplified: Auryx, and how he became Oryx, The Taken King

*Auryx is seen walking around in the sword realm, looking for the Worm God Akka* Auryx: Akka? You down here? Akka: Of course I'm down here, where the hell else would I be? I'm a Worm. Auryx: Oh, there you are. Need you to do me a huge solid. Akka: A solid what? Auryx: Huh? Ew, no. I mean, I need a favor. I need you to show me the secret of the Deep, which asks me to take what I need. Akka: Yeah, I don't give away secrets. Or anything for that matter. -blam!- off. Auryx: But you gave us these stupid worms. They literally eat us from the inside if we don't do what it wants. Akka: That's really metal. That also sounds like a you problem, mate. Auryx: You gave us these worms and now they devour us. Even though you are my god, I must listen to the deep and take what I want. Isn't that our whole M.O. anyway? Akka: Umm....I mean.... Auryx: Don't lie. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just go ahead and get what I came for. Akka: You don't have the balls. Auryx: You're right. Not yet, that is. Akka: Wait, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Wait what the hell are you doing with that swo- AHHHHHHHHHHHHRRGGGGGGGAGGAGAGAGGA!!! *Auryx took his sword and chopped up the Worm God Akka, gaining the sacred power of the deep. He spoke to it.* The Deep: !@#%^&*&^^#^!&^!^@^@&!^@&#&+×÷&=&@&#[][[@^@^@]^#^!^@^#. Auryx: Uh huh. The Deep: !^#^@^#;+_÷<÷>+_#^$&×<#^÷<+<#^#^#&#<$[]!*(!)&$&÷[+[#>#&@>;;;:"-&#>+[#&. Auryx: Yeah, he was a total douche. Felt good chopping him up. The Deep: ^#&@>#&÷,#&#>[$]÷]#$&#&×[#>$;';$&÷<÷<% [÷]+]÷&$,#&';@,>!>$[@][$;#;'&#>@. Auryx: Wait, really? I can do that? Hold on, hold on, lemme write this down. *Auryx writes down the secrets of the deep on tablets, Which he wore around his waist* Auryx: Oooh, these are snazzy. How do I look? The Deep: <$<@^#<÷[]+&#&×>#[#&#&×>@>$;';";$&<÷[×[$^÷;×<×[$&$;$*#[@,÷;=;)@)#($&#>×. Auryx: Oh, stop it. You're too kind. Anyway, you have taught me the ancient power of taking. What should I call myself now? The Deep: ^@^#_×<!>#])@&@_#^. Auryx: Sigh. I'm NOT calling myself Bruce Jenner. How about... Oryx, The Taken King? The Deep: ^#^@>#>$>[@&#^$&;';"[#. Oryx: I know, right? Anyway, gonna go wage war on the Ecumene because I can. Catch you later.
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