Pro tip:
Mother Russia wins every time comrades. ( ☭ ͜ʖ☭)
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You all have been visited by Comrade Lenny. Like this post, and respond with, "We do this for Mother Russia." or you will be ran over by a tank in 6839 minutes and 32 seconds.
[spoiler]inb4 bant[/spoiler]
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* "COMMUNISM IS A LIE." * "DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM." * "COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE." * "CHAIRMAN CHENG WILL FAIL...CHINA WILL FALL!" * "VOICE MODULE ONLINE... AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST... INITIALIZED. DESIGNATION: LIBERTY PRIME. MISSION: THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA. PRIMARY TARGETS: ANY AND ALL RED CHINESE INVADERS. EMERGENCY COMMUNIST ACQUISITION DIRECTIVE: IMMEDIATE SELF-DESTRUCT. BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!" * "FREEDOM... IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY AMERICAN." * "EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED." * "DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE." * "ENGAGING RED CHINESE AGGRESSORS." * "ANCHORAGE WILL BE LIBERATED." * "COMMENCING TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED." * "COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED." * "COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM." * "OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE... ZERO PERCENT!!" * "INITIATING DIRECTIVE #7395: DESTROY ALL COMMUNISTS!" * "THE LAST DOMINO FALLS HERE!" * "DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH! COMMUNISM IS DEATH!" * "RED CHINESE VICTORY: IMPOSSIBLE!" * "AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION!" * "ALASKA'S LIBERATION IS IMMINENT!" * "OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY ENHANCED PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. ESTABLISHED STRATAGEM INADEQUATE! REVISED STRATAGEM: INITIATE PHOTONIC RESONANCE OVERCHARGE." [spoiler]Trick question: Liberty Prime [b][i][u]always[/u][/i][/b] wins.[/spoiler]