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10/25/2005 11:53:22 PM
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How to sneeze properly

Don't you hate it when you're in school or any other place. And you have to sneeze, and you accidentaly get snot all over your hands or forearms? I do too. Here's how to prevent it. [*] Cover your mouth when you sneeze. [*] Try sneezing through your mouth, rather than your nose. This helps prevent snot from spreading. [*] If you get snot on your arm, try to hide it. Don't let anyone see you trying to wipe it off. Act casual, get a tissue. Wipe. [*] Here's an example. If you sneeze through your nose, you will probobly spread snot. If you sneeze with your mouth, it will minimize the spreading of snot. And if you try it both ways, it's about 50/50, you have an equal chance of spreading snot. [*] Again, if you get some on your arm. Blame it on the guy who can't speak english. Thank you for your time, may your sneezing days be happy days! And here's a little extra for nose pickers. [*] If you pick your nose, and someone enters the room. And you clearly have snot in your hand, act casual and stretch your hand and pretend to yawn as you keep your hand in a fist-cuff. Try to curl it up and hide the evidence. If that's immpossible to do because it's not hard enough. Walk out the room, and curl it up till it becomes hard. [*] If you're caught picking your nose or just about to make an attempt to. And someone just enters the room. Pretend to yawn. That's all folks. [Edited on 10/25/2005]
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  • Wait a minute... You can sneeze through your [i]nose[/i]? I never thought of that.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bapabooiee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XXJackalSniperXX lmao. Yea, and did you know it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? Try it. Tell me how far you get.[/quote] It is impossible. I sneeze really hard. But I never get snot anywhere. And why are people afraid to blow their nose really hard in public? I do it really hard and I get it all out in one blow, while others are too afraid. So they need to blow quietly like 6 times.[/quote]if you sneeze with your eyes open the pressure exerted on your cute little eyes protrudes them from their sockets. Or so I hear.

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  • Okay.... This thread is brought to you by food, its eddible.

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  • oh and open your eyes. lol you cant sneeze with out them being closed so try your headest!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XXJackalSniperXX lmao. Yea, and did you know it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? Try it. Tell me how far you get.[/quote] It is impossible. I sneeze really hard. But I never get snot anywhere. And why are people afraid to blow their nose really hard in public? I do it really hard and I get it all out in one blow, while others are too afraid. So they need to blow quietly like 6 times.

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  • lmao. Yea, and did you know it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? Try it. Tell me how far you get.

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  • wow. lol

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  • I avoid sneezing all together. I had my sgnoter(the sneezing organ) removed, no more sneezes for me.

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  • yeah ill give you credit for typing all of that.... when i sneeze i just cover my mouth....i sneeze loud and powerful but i never seem to get snot on anything...then again one of my friends sneezed and he blew snot all over his desk lol

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  • This has been a Bapabooiee public service announcement. Thank you.

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