titan vanguard
hunter vanguard
warlock vanguard
cryptarch
gun smith
shaxx
new monarchy
dead orbit
future war cult
theres ur 9 and xur is the pawn in their conspiracy black market scheme
u go out and fight earning engrams coins marks glimmer then u get back to the tower all excited and decrypt all the stuff u have but u get nothing and thats bcus the cryptarch holds back all the exotics he gets except for just enough random exotic decodes to keep us coming back
he gives that to xur which asks u to pay strange coins (for ur own exotics)
but in the meantime due to lack of gear u have to go and spend marks to get the gear together
the gunsmith provides cryptarch with random crap for the engrams
and to take ur glimmer in the process while also getting a slice of profit from the factions and xur
the factions are there to provide u with a false sense of accomplishment and to distract u with free stuff once u again donate enough stuff to them
its all a conspiracy... ur simply buying ur own stuff from xur while spending ur hard earned currency on useless crap they provide u
English
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My God...
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So....Xur works for Walmart then?
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Mind Blown
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Mind Blown
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Hahaha
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Aloomuhnatee confirmed
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There are 9. Nine divided by the three times I just swore after stubbing my toe is three. Three sides in a triangle. Illuminati