Shiro: Back-up Cayde Tyra Karn: Momma Rahool The Darkblade: Norman Bates Malok: Jellyfish Forehead Amanda Holliday: The hot mechanic at Western Auto

Eris morn the three eyed creep

People who bring me engrams- My beloved children People who get angry about their engrams- Well, they're still in their teenage years

Osiris: asshole that won't let me in Brother Vance: asshole's helper who also makes sure I don't get in Variks: alien waifu Jolder: sugar mama Efrideet: colorblind Defender: Jesus Shaxx: daddy Hive: -blam!-ing sick of their shit Fallen: new favorite Cabal: who? Vex: year 1 nostalgia Raids: *confused forum team screeching* Dreadnought: NEVER AGAIN Plaguelands: new home Traveler: Trojan testicle Speaker: slim shady Eris: [spoiler]school shooter material[/spoiler] Saladin: receding hairline New monarchy: eh best option Future war cult: also colorblind Dead orbit: barf camo House of judgement: I want my wolfslayer's claw back Devil splicers: I'm sorry I shot your head Aksis: "who?" -forum recruitment random Sparrows: Star Wars Necrochasm: wet dream Gjallarhorn: boss molester Sleeper stimulant: penetrating boss molester Outbreak prime: sexy somewhat boss molester Raze lighter: edgy (get it?) Fatebringer[spoiler]fapping material[/spoiler] Cayde 6: taken kind mvp Taken: the guy she told you not to worry about Ward of dawn: purple tit Touch of malice: emo's gun Titan: master race Elemental primaries: "and it feeeeels like, the world had grown cold, now that you've gone awaaaaay..." -the offspring Malok: "where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at" Taniks: GIVE ME YOUR GEAR GOD DAMN IT Omnigul: generous (headseeker, braced frame, grenadier) Undying mind: ANOTHER MARK?! Oryx: the taken polygon Crota: exotic testicles Atheon: nostalgia boner Skolas: my whole 2015 summer Kings fall: never again Magnetic grenade: pure comedy Swarm grenade: how stupid are you? Lightning grenade: doesn't need a nerd ur just stoopid Dark below: bland... Just like my ideas now...

People who use a sniper in the Crucible- A-holes People who use a shotgun in the Crucible- A-holes People who use a fusion rifle in the Crucible- Well, at least they tried. Teams that are better than my team- I -BLAM!-ING HATE THIS GAME!! Respawn mechanics when they cause me to be killed by the same person 3 times- RAWRGGHFFHGFFGFGHHCFGGDUDUDUDYDOYDITSYXYDTSTDUFUDYDYDYDYDVIGIGIYPJHIDYFIDYDUFTZTXOYFOYDITSOTAOTDOYXOG!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what I call them when I feel abnormally happy: Fallen: [spoiler]Dregs - Drugs Vandals - Me Captains - Rabbit-ears Sniper Shanks - Assholes Exploder Shanks - Assholes 2.0 Turret Shanks - Major assholes Servitors - Giant purple balls Splicers - Sploogers SIVA Iron Lords - Nightmare fuel Skolas - Asshole, Lord of Orange Soda S.A.B.E.R-2 - Super Shank Sepiks Prime - Giant spiky purple ball that shoots stuff Sepiks Perfected - Giant spiky ball that shoots stuffx3 Kovik - Pyramid head Siege Engine - Death Zamboni Vosik, the Archpriest - Failed science experiment Aksis - Our lord and savior: mortal edition [/spoiler] Hive: [spoiler]Crota - Croat Oryx - Papa bless Ir Yut - Wife material, as long as you have earphones Daughters of Oryx - Pyramid head's sisters Every other Hive - Assholes volume 3[/spoiler] Cabal: [spoiler]Psions - Smart people Regular Cabal - American stereotypes Cabal bosses - Turkeys Valus Ta'aurc - Rockets McDickface Valus Mau'ual - John Cena Valus Tlu'urn - Mortar Man Psion Flayers - The Illuminati Trio[/spoiler] Vex: [spoiler]Goblins - Queen Amidala Hobgoblins - Assholes volume 4: pretty cool looking edition Minotaurs - The Amazing Bulk Harpies - herpes Hydras - Assholes volume 5: stop moving your damn shield edition Vex Minotaur bosses - Steroid users Theosyion - Harpy Overlord Sekrion - come back pls Undying Mind - Moss Overlord Templar - Horned Splash Damage Gorgon - Cutest things Atheon - Our lord and savior: immortal edition[/spoiler] Taken: [spoiler]Psions - Cellular Mitosis Captains - BDSM fetishists Vandals - Titans Hydras - Hephone where are you? Centurions - Why god? Phalanxes - Super Cabal Goblins - Padme to the Dark side Minotaurs - If I can't see them, they can't see me... wait Every other Taken - Assholes volume 6: Army edition[/spoiler] Reef: [spoiler]Mara Sov - Wife material Uldren Sov - Murder material Petra Venj - Wife material 2 Brother Vance - Hood material Variks - Best friend material[/spoiler] Tower: [spoiler]Rahool - Asshole volume 7 Tess - Microtransactional 4th dimensional crossing New Monarchy - Kings and Queens Dead Orbit - Edgelords in Space Future War Cult - Vex Fanatics The Speaker - Face mask Lord Shaxx - Lord Shaquille O'neal Zavala - Toys R ME Cayde-6 - Nathan Fillion as the awesome guy Ikora Rey - Bald woman 1 Eris Morn - Crota Woman/Edgy mistress/Hive prison bait[/spoiler] Iron Temple: [spoiler]Shiro - Bootleg Cayde Tyra - Old women are nice episode 1: good engrams Lord Saladin - Saladbar Lady Efrideet - Wife material maybe?[/spoiler] Technologies: [spoiler]SIVA - Red vines and black diamonds/My dream goal[/spoiler] Places/Vehicles: [spoiler]Pikes - Ghosts Interceptors - Bootleg Revenants Heavy Pikes - Super Ghosts Cabal Battleships - E7 = Dreadnaught, hit Cabal Carrier Ships - Lumpy cruisers Hive Ships - Prisms Dreadnaught - ULTRA PRISM Ketch - Pointed Sword Sparrows - Stop bumping into rocks Earth - The Motherland Plaguelands - Mordor The Moon - Cheese grader with added black Hive-ness Venus - The TRUE homeland Mars - Wasteland The Black Garden - Home Vault of Glass - Heaven Crota's Throne - Dark Throne Oryx's Threshold - Ancient Perfection Complex - Purgatory Good[/spoiler]

Fusion/Flux/Magnetic Grenades: Face-huggers Incendiary Grenades: Molotovs Trip Mines: "What the?" BOOM! Axion Bolts: Bloodhounds Swarm Grenades: Wasp Nests Pulse Grenades: Everlasting Mobstoppers (get it?) Spike Grenades: LED Flashlights Vortex Grenades: Flushing Toilets (hehehehe...)

Match the Super to the slang... Fist of Panic Bubble Hammer Time Golden penis Slice and Dice Tether Sith Lord Self Rez

All characters and enemies have the nickname piece of shit for me, especially when they did something I don't like, which happens a lot.

I call Stormtrancers "Salad fingers" while playing crucible. I said it one time by accident and I've never looked back . "Look out! Salad fingers coming up the stairs!"

Top Keksis, Lel of Lels

Or terminology Dying from fist of havoc: "[i]i got panicked[/i]" Dying from nova bomb:"[i]i got panicked[/i]" Dying from shadowshot:"[i]i got panicked[/i]"

Rockets McDickface I think I still have the thread saved somewhere where the guy first named him that. Hilarious.

The Old Witch of Cuba for Omnigul is probably my favorite.

Exploder shanks= Cursed shanks