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10/7/2016 12:25:51 PM
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What's the worst pickup Lines you've ever heard!
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" I lost my keys, can I check your pants".
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#Offtopic
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...[i]sniffle[/i]... I lost my teddy bear... Can I sleep with you?
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Edited by Flynn: 10/13/2016 6:18:17 PMThis actually worked for once in college: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. I'm Flynn."
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4 RepliesEdited by Devious_Melons: 10/8/2016 9:11:41 AM"i would like to extend to you, an invitation to the pants party"
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5 RepliesHey babe are you made of copper and tellurium? Cause you are CuTe
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2 RepliesEdited by Blueliner13: 11/12/2020 2:48:19 AM*Deleted*
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9 Replies"I must be Bill Gates, because you just turned my software into hardware." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 Reply" are you a brush? Because i'm an artist and i beat the devil out of those"
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3 RepliesA mate walked up to this chick and dropped an ice cube in front of her then said, "now that we've broken the ice..."
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3 Replies"Hey girl it looks like you dropped something" 'Oh what?' "Your standards, hi my name is...."
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1 ReplyHey babe, wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
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1 ReplyThe worst one I've ever used was: "Get the -blam!- in the car or you're -blam!-ing dead!"
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"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
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2 RepliesNice legs. What time do they open? Bow chicka bow wow. Normally I'm not into plus sized girls, but for you I can make an exception. Bow chicka bow wow. *proceeds to get shot Ow, my lap! Plus sized my fat ass. Oh, wait. Hey baby, did you fall from heaven? Because I've always wanted to bone an angel. Bow chicka bow wow.
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2 Replies[i][b][u]THIS IS AMAZING1!!!!!!11!!1!1!!11[/u][/b][/i]
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6 RepliesCan I fùck you, plsssssssssssssssssssss
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6 Replies"There's a party in my pants. And urine-" [spoiler]"-vited"[/spoiler]
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"Hi, I'm Sheps_98."
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2 RepliesDo you like to draw?... Cause you can put the D in raw 😐
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To hell with HYDRA!
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Edited by Revlis123: 10/10/2016 4:02:50 AMAre you a dead? Cause I want to be you
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1 ReplyRoses are red Violets are blue I want to -blam!- you where you poo
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It's post like these that help me understand the thought process of Robin Williams
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"Are you a camera? because when I see you I have to smile" It's not as bad as others in this thread.
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Hey girl, are from maine? [spoiler]cuz your the main reason im leaving this bar[/spoiler]
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*wakes up next morning* Hey I'm .... mind getting out
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Hey girl, are you an onion peeler? Because you make my onion peel.
