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Edited by Enclose:
10/7/2016 10:12:57 PM
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So I noticed people doing exotic IB bounties
Animal planet- collect 5 error codes
All that, for that- get destroyed Out of your super 10 times
Open season- get merked by a shotgun 3,000 times
All for one- be the sole collector of 10 heavy ammo crates
They're bombs!- run away from 100 crests
Have mercy- go in a supremacy game using a sniper rifle
Goalie- catch 10 enemy rockets
Promotion knees- slide a total of 100 miles
Mapped- get sniped by thunder strike 20 times
Interior design- nova bomb the shit out of a wall, a door frame, or a door without a kill
Premature- blow your fist of havoc on the first one shot player you see
U srs- use a primary and get destroyed
We had em- lose by over 50 points
I wasn't carried- rock the flawless emblem and be at the bottom of the board 10 times
It's a trap- try to open a lagged ammo crate
25 letters- go 10 games without pressing Y to switch to your primary
Overwhelmingly unstoppable, whelmingly stoppable- get destroyed out of your fist of havoc even with unstoppable on 30 times
Forever red- spawn with a radar full of red 10 times
The impossible- complete a match without swearing
Any one else notice these bounties popping up more and more?
Credit for new ones go to their creators.
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#Destiny
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Smoke and mirrors: Get killed 50 times by teleporting guardians.
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1 ReplyMeat wall- Have fireteam member jump in front of your rocket 50 times
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Side still hurts from laughing. Fantastic post.
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At Least We Tried- Get team wiped by a Stormcaller, Bladedancer, or Sunbreaker because nobody on the your team was shooting them. A Bit Confused- Use a sniper rifle They Took Advantage of Confusion- Have the crest of every person you killed with a sniper rifle be recovered by the enemy team Haters Gunna Hate- Go to the Bungie forum and complain about Supremacy because you or your teammates are bad
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Fools rush in- fall prey to 4+ casualty fist of havoc or nova bomb whilst acquiring heavy ammo
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Don't Worry, I've got this- Random teammate standing at spawn
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Not so thorny anymore- use thorn and realize it's not a shotgun
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Lol, too true.
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I loled at this in a quiet secretary of state office
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1 ReplyWhat did I miss?- Enter a mercy rule Crucible match that has already ended, on the losing side.
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I was doing the WTF bounties **WTF are we doing: go down by 20 or more points within the first five seconds of a match
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2 RepliesEdited by chrrboihntr: 10/7/2016 4:36:18 PMBlast from the past: get killed by party crashed+1, or hawk saw 25 times in one match Just a second early: spawn and get killed by a sun breaker right before it ends Where did it go?: get lagged in and out of a match so that all your special ammo disappears THIS IS AMAZING.... wait never mind: don't know what is happening on your screen for ten seconds
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1 ReplyIs this thing on? Your shotgun WILL NOT FIRE unless you jump around like a tard. Not really a bounty but c'mon we are all thinking it
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2 RepliesEdited by Vesp1ne: 10/7/2016 11:22:45 PMSwing and a miss: Fail to connect with a melee attack 3 times against the same player. 8 ball, corner pocket: kill yourself with an incendiary grenade after bouncing it off 2 or more surfaces. Click, click, shit: Forget to reload before running into the enemy spawn area. While you were gone: Get killed 3 times whilst clicking into your inventory and waiting for the screen to load up. That's just super: Hang on to your super all match, cos you know, just in case...
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The scrubstep - avoid enemy supers 30x .
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4 RepliesBungie doesn't like you - Spawn in front of the other team after Destiny was "finding you a spawn location for 5 seconds" 10 times
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Have Mercy should be "Go into Supremacy using a Primary."
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1 Reply2v2 me right now!!!!
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That's my whole ib in a nutshell
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1 ReplyWhat was that?! Get nuked by 3 supers simultaneously.
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6 RepliesWrong team Cletus- spawn surrounded by the other team.
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1 ReplyNot as buffed as I thought: Get one shot in a bubble with armor, 50x. Simple math?: Hit with all fusion bolts but don't get the kill, 50x. The ol' one two: Fail to kill a player with TWO shotgun hits, 50x. Private network: Wonder why you can't kill a player, see they are in a laggy fireteam 1000x. Are these blanks?: Fail to damage a player in super with a minimum of 4 scout rifle hits, 25000x.
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1 ReplyOnly 300 for "Open Season"? I think that's a little low considering everyone is using shotguns as if they were primaries.
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Best thing ive seen in the forums lmao
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OMG these are AMAZING! made my day so funny
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I Hate My Life - Rage Quit a match only to be put back in the same match when you look for another IB game 50 times. Eat shells - Get rekt by shotguns while you're out of secondary ammo 100 times. Internet Badass - Send Hatemail 100 times. Salt Shaker - Post how people are cheating on a Destiny Community Facebook page 50 times.
