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10/7/2016 10:12:57 PM
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So I noticed people doing exotic IB bounties
Animal planet- collect 5 error codes
All that, for that- get destroyed Out of your super 10 times
Open season- get merked by a shotgun 3,000 times
All for one- be the sole collector of 10 heavy ammo crates
They're bombs!- run away from 100 crests
Have mercy- go in a supremacy game using a sniper rifle
Goalie- catch 10 enemy rockets
Promotion knees- slide a total of 100 miles
Mapped- get sniped by thunder strike 20 times
Interior design- nova bomb the shit out of a wall, a door frame, or a door without a kill
Premature- blow your fist of havoc on the first one shot player you see
U srs- use a primary and get destroyed
We had em- lose by over 50 points
I wasn't carried- rock the flawless emblem and be at the bottom of the board 10 times
It's a trap- try to open a lagged ammo crate
25 letters- go 10 games without pressing Y to switch to your primary
Overwhelmingly unstoppable, whelmingly stoppable- get destroyed out of your fist of havoc even with unstoppable on 30 times
Forever red- spawn with a radar full of red 10 times
The impossible- complete a match without swearing
Any one else notice these bounties popping up more and more?
Credit for new ones go to their creators.
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#Destiny
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Angry Pacman - Chase after an enemy crest, while swearing, because the lag won't let you collect it
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3 RepliesOne foot in the grave - Matador someone in the head from above, only to have them half health and Proud Spire you in the leg and die.
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I can do this: try and 1 vs 6 the opposing team.
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This is some of the best shit I've read on these forums. Well played....
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4 RepliesBounty: REALLY?!?! Objective: Be a good team player and stick with the group. Also be the only one to die each firefight despite having multiple team mates in front of you
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Too funny, coffee shot out my nose. Thanks for cleansing my sinuses.
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So true
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This was great. So accurate 😂
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Drop a duece - End the game with a score of 2, Buddha's Inner Peace - Finish a game without getting upset once, Medic! - Rage punch an item in your house, Sailor - Swear every death in a match, MLG - Skip dinner and eat Doritos and drink Mt Dew
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Wait...that "Premature" bounty is one that just started happening? I could've sworn that Titans have been one man smashing since the beginning of destiny...
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2 RepliesPanic Attack- Waste 5 supers on your teammates Greed- Collect 10 crest while taking enemy fire
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Haaaaaaaaa! Nice!
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Or for the fact that u cant find an iron banner match after like 5 minutes in the queue but to find a match as soon as you back out, but when u get into the match everyone lags out or u play the game and get hit with so many supers and spawn killed and cant pick up crests and shit, also to find out that everyone is a warlock or titan so im a hunter running around screaming like a little girl when i find a other class with a super, when i use mine i have to use all three of them to connect, But for real [spoiler]shotguns and red bar gods need a nerf[/spoiler][spoiler]as well as titans and their lag switchspoiler] [spoiler]also warlocks with storm trance and thunder-strike on that can snipe you across the map and go all emperor palatine on your a$$ when u spawn in[/ spoiler] this iron banner and game is so broken atm. Need a patch real soon. 😑
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Arabian Three way- Tea bag a guardian you defeated while unexpectedly getting shotgunned and teabagged by one if his allies... Effects stack up to 6x...
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Get over here: don't ever move and crests will seek you out. Let's pretend: pretend it's Control and sit on B Choo Choo Choo Konga: every time the enemy pops a super everyone run directly at them single file
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1 ReplyPremature: blow your fist of havok on the first enemy you see
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25 letters - forget there's a Y button on your controller and only use a shotgun the entire game
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1 Reply100000000 internetpoints for you!
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Yoooo these were hilarous... So true. Wish there were achievements for these...
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7 RepliesBest. Thread. Ever. Interior Designer - Release your Nova into a wall, column or door frame. Smells like Victory - Walk in front of your teammate just as he's shooting a rocket Immediate Regrets - Start your super half a nanosecond before being tethered You Win Again Gravity - Drop like a sack of shit after releasing your Grenade in mid air Electric Pic-Nic - Kill Opponents with Fist of Panic even though they are miles up in the air
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Guerilla fighter
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Potato Masher - take damage from 2 or more grenades at the same time and die Mayhem is my favorite playlist - Die from a super 10 times in the supremacy playlist only
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Ahh this thread, I love them so much. That goalie one gets me every time.
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hilarious
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They're bombs[spoiler] that's funny af[/spoiler]
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1 Reply"Storms a' comin" get killed by a cluster-blam!- of lighting and storm grenades in the first three seconds because you can't see where you're going through all the arc effects
