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Edited by Enclose:
10/7/2016 10:12:57 PM
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So I noticed people doing exotic IB bounties
Animal planet- collect 5 error codes
All that, for that- get destroyed Out of your super 10 times
Open season- get merked by a shotgun 3,000 times
All for one- be the sole collector of 10 heavy ammo crates
They're bombs!- run away from 100 crests
Have mercy- go in a supremacy game using a sniper rifle
Goalie- catch 10 enemy rockets
Promotion knees- slide a total of 100 miles
Mapped- get sniped by thunder strike 20 times
Interior design- nova bomb the shit out of a wall, a door frame, or a door without a kill
Premature- blow your fist of havoc on the first one shot player you see
U srs- use a primary and get destroyed
We had em- lose by over 50 points
I wasn't carried- rock the flawless emblem and be at the bottom of the board 10 times
It's a trap- try to open a lagged ammo crate
25 letters- go 10 games without pressing Y to switch to your primary
Overwhelmingly unstoppable, whelmingly stoppable- get destroyed out of your fist of havoc even with unstoppable on 30 times
Forever red- spawn with a radar full of red 10 times
The impossible- complete a match without swearing
Any one else notice these bounties popping up more and more?
Credit for new ones go to their creators.
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#Destiny
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[b]What happened![/b] - Stormtrance a hammerbro while he takes out half your team finishing with you while still having his shield.
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10 Replies"Wash your mouth out with soap" go an a attire game without swearing.
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They are all so easy
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Did you forget the other? "The Connection is getting Stronger:" Perform a flawless victory with poor quality connection...
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2 Replies"Premature- blow your fist of havoc on the first one shot you see" Bro IM WEAK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 boi said premature lol
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Why you be Rhabbing my kills: Get salty when someone steals your crest 10 times in one match.
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Be the Bull - Acimulate a total K/D ratio of 0,2 getting killed by the matador explicitly over the course of a IB match Warning!!! Major spoiler and final step of the Quest ahead [spoiler]be the bitch-Post a funny comment about stuff bothering you in IB on the forums [/spoiler]
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[b]Katie? Who is Katie? I'm here for the crests-[/b] Ignore your precious k/d, equip dune marchers, select juggernaut, and carry mida multi-tool and go red engram farming. They won't even see you coming.
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This IB sux so much ass. Green bar lagging, shotties all the way.
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Red bar warrior bounty : lag switch your console 5 times in iron banner to receive the ultimate weapon the BAN HAMMER
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Go ahead, reach out, touch somebody - Get killed by an Arclock's melee from across the map 5 times in a single game
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340 is the new 20: collect 10 blues at 340
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[b]Big Cajones, Tiny Brain-[/b] Attempt to claim a crest without a shotgun pre-aimed around the corner
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Brilliant.
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Really enjoying this thread... nice to see something fun in these forums
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1 ReplyEdited by JPShua: 10/6/2016 9:11:57 PM[b]You again?![/b] killed by the same person who killed you with their super still active.
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Lagging behind- Be the only member of both fire teams with a green bar connection.
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Edited by hroyal1988: 10/6/2016 9:21:50 PMGim'me the greenlight - be the only one with green bar connection in the game Back from the future - get wreckt from someone you killed seconds before on your screen No need for audio - have a disbalance of audio and visuals above 5 seconds You ain't catch them all - sit on a ball more then 10 seconds without picking it up
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Storm Chaser / inclement weather- run directly into a stormcallers stormtrance 5 times in 1 match. Shadow Boxing - melee the air instead of connecting with enemy 3 times in a row 1v1 me bro- get shot in the back with a shotgun while in a primary battle with 1 member of the opposing team. PTFO - pick up 0 enemy crests for the duration of the game - reward 385 bonus drops at end of match Coat of No Arms - get killed within 2 feet of crests 50 times.
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2 RepliesGet off my lawn - Be killed by the Trespasser 10 times in a single match.
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3 Replies[b]Not So Fast[/b] get killed by an enemy super within 30 seconds of the match starting.
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"Over leveled" Recieve 10 loot drops below your current light.
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Better late than never- join an in progress match 10 times
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Funniest thread I've read in a while.
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At work made me laugh.😂
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I love this post. So refreshing.
