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Edited by Enclose:
10/7/2016 10:12:57 PM
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So I noticed people doing exotic IB bounties
Animal planet- collect 5 error codes
All that, for that- get destroyed Out of your super 10 times
Open season- get merked by a shotgun 3,000 times
All for one- be the sole collector of 10 heavy ammo crates
They're bombs!- run away from 100 crests
Have mercy- go in a supremacy game using a sniper rifle
Goalie- catch 10 enemy rockets
Promotion knees- slide a total of 100 miles
Mapped- get sniped by thunder strike 20 times
Interior design- nova bomb the shit out of a wall, a door frame, or a door without a kill
Premature- blow your fist of havoc on the first one shot player you see
U srs- use a primary and get destroyed
We had em- lose by over 50 points
I wasn't carried- rock the flawless emblem and be at the bottom of the board 10 times
It's a trap- try to open a lagged ammo crate
25 letters- go 10 games without pressing Y to switch to your primary
Overwhelmingly unstoppable, whelmingly stoppable- get destroyed out of your fist of havoc even with unstoppable on 30 times
Forever red- spawn with a radar full of red 10 times
The impossible- complete a match without swearing
Any one else notice these bounties popping up more and more?
Credit for new ones go to their creators.
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#Destiny
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"Out to lunch" Win a Supremacy match with three of your teamates afk.
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Lol you actually used mine
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1 ReplyFor chance of double loot drop. Get killed, respawn, go pick up your own crest before the enemy do as no other -blam!-er on your team has picked it up!
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1 Reply[b]The Hoard Logic[/b] - Run around only to collect crests, but don't assist teammates in any other way.
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Edited by Seize Harvester: 10/6/2016 10:22:51 PMHave upwards of 45 points to 70 per game carrying all your team mates only for your absolutely garbage teammate or friend in my place to get 2 legendary rewards while you get a note of lite hah gg. They claim it's randomly generated come top every single game get nothing garbage friend has had a reward EVERY single game and I can vouch for that since he refuses to play without me Now that a real challenge people forgot the challenge of elders!
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Crestfallen- kill an enemy and have their crest fall off the map 20 times
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Lol, promotion knees
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[b]But how?[/b] - Score 50 points in Iron Banner Supremacy and still lose.
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Only guns, No Supers : Playing as a Titan, equip your defender class, the Armamentarium and the suppressor grenade, and negate enemy super abilities 100 times, you get 5 points for every person that starts screaming that you're a cheater
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If you can count on other players claiming the crests, playing fire support with a sniper rifle can actually be a great way to get wins in.
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Role Reversal: at the halfway mark, have double the opponents score. Then, even after capturing both heavy crates, manage to lose.
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[b]Deal me out[/b] - killed by a Warlock's Stormtrance/Respawn/Killed by same Stormtrance 10 times while equipping Ace of Spades
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Edited by OWNINGCUPIDO: 10/6/2016 10:10:43 PMThis thread is comedy gold. [b]pants down[/b]- have your primary equiped while you obviously need a shotgun in your hands. [b]execution[/b]- run across a map to try and collect crests, only to be gunned down by 4 enemies al with scouts/pulses
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Edited by Ant Heuser Kush: 10/6/2016 10:40:49 PM[i]The calm before the storm[/i] -- as a Warlock, get melee'd out of Stormtrance 50 times [i]Iron Fist[/i] -- double melee 100 Guardians with shotguns equipped [i]I think I missed something[/i] -- during a game of Supremacy, forget to deny the enemy team 500 crest [i]Superior demands [/i]-- during Supremacy, let the enemy team get all the special ammo crates [i]Not my problem[/i] -- during crucible, kill a red bar player and get a postmortem medal [i]Look ma, no hands![/i] -- score 0 points in a match of Supremacy [i]What does that do?[/i] -- have 0 primary kills in one match [i]It's cold out here[/i] -- crouch in one spot with a shotgun equipped and kill 5 people [i]I didn't see that coming[/i] -- get killed 5 times by the same person back to back [i]No time to explain[/i] -- wait 90 seconds for special ammo to spawn [i]Third eye[/i] -- blindly rush into the whole enemy team solo [i]Work together [/i] -- as a team, all six of of you must kill one person
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2 RepliesEdited by Unforgiven: 10/6/2016 9:19:08 PMGet rolled son - kill the same player with a super, the same super, twice. - 1 time I got rolled son - die to a super and then respawn right next to him and die again, while raging hard! -2 times I'm Extremely Salty - Be extremely salty and yell.stuff out like "I'm done" Or "What?" 50 times.
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1 ReplyMatchmaking hates me? Loose 10 matches in a row Just call me han solo. Loose as quickly as possible by dying as fast as you can and never pick up a crest because your just in it for the reward.
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18 RepliesLol hilarious. I've never seen so many storm callers. I refuse to play that cheesy class Untill the Melle gets a nerf. And by nerf I mean it's cooldown should be 45 seconds at tier 5 not 25.
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6 RepliesMirage - Run over the same lagged crest 10 times without picking it up.
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Edited by seeweedbuscut: 10/6/2016 9:55:14 PMIron Tears. - Narrowly beat a teammate, only for him to get at least 2 legendary rewards. +1 points. - Narrowly beat a team by a margin of 5 crests, only for the entire team to get no loot. +5 points. - Be the only player to not get legendary loot in your team. +2 points - Come first for no loot. +1 points. Reward- get to 100 points. - Legendary armour piece lower LL than your current one.
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Best post in 3 years
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4 RepliesThe Hunt is Off - Miss an enemy with a shotgun despite having the barrel rammed up their ass five times.
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2 RepliesNever bring a knife to a gun fight- as a blade dancer, get one-shotted by a matador within 5 seconds of activating your super
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1 ReplyThe Meta- equip a rangefinder shotgun while running wifi from your neighbors house Here's your kryptonite, bi7ch- take down a Guardian 20 light levels higher then you with a primary while they have a shotgun equip.
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[b]if only they had aircraft[/b]- turn your Auto Rifle into Anti Aircraft Artillery due to bad recoil control 50 times in Iron Banner.
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[b]What happened![/b] - Stormtrance a hammerbro while he takes out half your team finishing with you while still having his shield.
