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10/3/2016 9:54:12 PM
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Skits of Hallows Eve- Fireteam Laney Alpha: Pranked by Brothers Dank

[spoiler]I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with Prank. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯[/spoiler] ============================ For All Things [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/205391162/0/0]By Splash[/url] [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/214340063/0/0]Skits of Hallows Eve: Index[/url] ============================        [b]Fireteam Laney Alpha [i]Two weeks prior to Annual Skit Contest[/i][/b]     “Alright, this year, yet again, none of us were chosen to be the judges. Any ideas?” Jacob asked.     “We should totally do Caleb’s Sunless Cell Fiasco!” Vince suggested.     “Vince, why do you choose the worst thing that happened to me? Not even Sheila liked that strike,” Caleb asked.     Vince continued to support the idea, “It was hilarious! I mean come on, Caleb, you can’t hide in shame forever. Also, Jacob would agree. Right, Jacob?”      “It was hilarious, until Jade punched me in the gut,” Jacob replied.      “Yeah, and nobody can do a good Jade impression. Even if they did, Jade would punch them, probably to death.”      “What about the whole pyromaniac situation?” Caleb suggested.      “I think Tyson is one of the judges this year,” Jacob said, “This is going to take a while to decide on what we’re going to do.”      He closes his eyes for one minute, and all of the sudden, Jacob’s teammates had disappeared. He heard the sounds of duct tape coming from the Speaker’s Chambers.       Jacob ran into the Speaker’s Chambers, to find them duct taped to the bookcase. He approached the bookcase.       Just as he drew his knife so he can cut them out of the duct tape cocoons, 10 gallons of maple syrup got dumped on him. All over his new cloak, too.        Two Hunters ran along, laughing and giggling, “Zane that was amazing! That was one of the best pranks I’ve ever seen,” one of the Hunters told the other.        “Yeah, Alex, you know I’m the brains behind the pranks,” Zane replied.       “Now, why’d you have to ruin my new cloak!” Jacob yelled.       Jacob could barely see because the syrup was in his eyes. But he could recognize the two’s voices in an instant.       The Vertix twins lived for this month.        Alex in Zane said in unison, “You just got pranked by the bamboozling brothers!”        “I had just got this cloak from the raid,” Jacob muttered.       “You killed Aksis! Wow! Shame your cloak got ruined!” Alex said sarcastically.       “All that time earning sweet raid gear for nothing,” Zane continued.       Then, that’s when Jacob got an idea for the skit.

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