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Edited by TheDankWeb:
10/4/2016 11:55:16 PM
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I used to be an adventurer like you...
Then I was offered this job as a Whiterun city guard. It's a much more stable wage and less dangerous. Plus I get to spend more time with my family.
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8 RepliesEdited by op NOON57: 11/1/2016 2:07:23 PMDid you kniw that the "Arrow to the knee..." refers to getting married? The arrow in the knee is the guard crouching on one knee Edit: This is not confirmed, just a good theory
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I used to be a little kid like you, but then I took a bullet to the parents.
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4 RepliesThat's not what the guards in my game look like. I pick pocketed all their clothes and sold them to the Thieves Guild.
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2 RepliesLet me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll.
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Soo.. what your saying is.. You got a job? And can do things and.. Take an arrow to the knee?
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Oh... Well I got married.
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Are you assuming my gender?
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[spoiler]Then I arranged to have the parents of a kid I didn't like killed, cooked them into chili, and fed it to him. [/spoiler] Respect my authorit-a
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1 ReplyI used to be a cop like you then I take a bullet in the knee.
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 10/5/2016 1:54:24 AMI'm sure a little dash of Dagoth Ur can help change that!
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3 RepliesDo you get health benefits and a pension plan?
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8 RepliesI used to be an adventurer like you, until I took nuclear artillery to the knee
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1 ReplyEdited by Cap: 10/4/2016 11:45:09 PM*walks around Whiterun* Hey what's this? *touches a pot* YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE
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5 RepliesI used to be an adventurer like you... [spoiler]But that all changed when the Fire nation attacked...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySkyrim belongs to the Nords.
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-blam!- off guard. All I did was pick a flower and you tried to arrest me
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2 RepliesThat sounds like something a man tells himself after he's been tied down by the responsibilities of adulthood.
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Can't wait for the 27th
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12 RepliesAll this Skyrim content is getting me hyped for the 27th...
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2 RepliesWAGES!? I don't need to work again!
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Expected arrow to the knee joke. Pleasantly surprised
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8 RepliesYou may be a guard but I met a talking dog and killed him for a mask[spoiler]the true adventuring life[/spoiler]
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Edited by Shade: 10/4/2016 2:04:25 PMBut then my exotics all went to crap
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10 RepliesFor the empire!
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Then i to..[spoiler]game crashes -_-[/spoiler]
