Hesourgeek the Unbroken: a once mighty cuck who dominated the Crucible like it was some kind of game (shocking I know!).He/she/it has turned to the dark side and must be promptly roasted to keep balance and save the city. This monstrosity must be vanquished to return the stolen cholesterol to all guardians and citizens of the Last City. The fight starts out in a circular room with no cover at all. From the ceiling above way too high to see, he comes flailing down in a fit of rage. Hesourgeek gets up and spots the first person he sees and gives them a debuff of prenerf Thorn DoT. The only way to keep from dying is by throwing money at your screen (everyone must keep change on them at all times). If you fail to throw the cash in Activis- *cough* I mean Luk- *cough* I mean your screen's anus, everyone wipes and gets their account wiped. If you please your screen, hesourgeek will freeze and you can damage him to half health. Once at half health, he can't be damaged and will start flooding the room with all the salt hesourgeek has stored up from his victims. 3 platforms will rise with the salt so try to get on them before you have a heart attack or some shizz. The only way to kill him is with a prenerf Final Round Icebreaker ([b]thats it[/b]). Upon death he'll scream a mongoloid scream before self imploding on his stream. He drops nothing because he always flees or uses cheap tactics to wipe you. No one like his raid because he's a stingy boss. Hesourgeek is also allegedly related to some cruci-baby (Shesmynerd or some crap?), but I just can't seem to find any resemblance what so ever, so it must be a false rumor. [spoiler]yeet[/spoiler]