Looking for a team to beat the raid. Must be at least 390 light level with a max GJALLARHORN. Failure to provide proof of owning said GJALLARHORN will result in you being kicked from my fireteam.
Side note - please know every mechanic of the raid and how to defeat every boss. I cannot be bothered to Sherpa through noobs, you should know this raid by now.
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Change the 390 to 365, and tone down the last bit to "know the basics" and yeah you're right.
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I'm 389.9999999991 can I join?
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BTW. Swift add me asap!! I got you homie
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Better be iron Gjallarhorn. If you didn't love this game enough to preorder then I can't trust you to be a helpful member of my team
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This should be taken seriosly. I'm sick of sitting in one CP ( Aksis I'm looking at you and Oryx) for literally 5 hours and then still not get it done. We do have lives you know!!!
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Count me in.
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Sounds about right
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Flaming Hayasbusa armor maxed with all gold cammo weapons...lvl infinity stormstrikestalker...plz invite
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Can you? [spoiler] stfu [/spoiler]
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I'm light 420 and have a 4 foot bong named Gallerhern
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Reason why this isn't funny is gjallahorn is useful for the beginning part, snipers really helps for the most part in the second encounter, so gally isn't a requirement. I would say ads for siege might be helpful, but if you don't have a nightstalker with blood bound? Your gally won't help as much. Lastly, it's better to use the exotic swords for the cannon captains, tether and wail. You only have to press RT once and that dude is praying for a miracle, you won't run out of heavy if you use the exotic sword tactic. Gally? I have to worry, since one rocket isn't enough.
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Loving the satire my friend
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Add me, but only if you can do the whole raid blind folded while holding the controller upside down.
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this made me chuckle.
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I'm LL 420 with maxed iron infinity Gjallarhorn deluxe edition. Can I join?..... Ps my artifacts only 365 tho :'(
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RESPONSE - Dear Mr. 390, I wouldn't even raid the refrigerator in the Tower with a weiner like you.
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Muted for dumb satire
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I know this is satire but... Isn't it just sad that elitists are already requiring this?
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It's sad you have to put satire for this community.
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That's Swift!
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It ain't satire if ya need to add a tag
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Edited by Sarge-412: 9/25/2016 2:58:56 PMThe sad part about this is that these posts will not be satire come hard mode.
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Oh man!! Im only 375 lbs. Can I still join? If so, send me a twinkie.
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It's sad that op had to tag it with satire...but knowing this community, they wouldn't have been able to figure it out otherwise. Cheers lol
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[i]This[/i] is how it's done, kids.
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Can I join? 345 light level and can carry my weight. I have hard light and a sidearm!