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4/19/2010 6:32:31 AM
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The Fleshlight: The dumbest sex toy ever.
Unless you live under a rock, or this is your first time on the Internet, you know what the fleshlight is. It's a uhh... female body part toy "hidden" in a fake flashlight. Now the thing is, if you're trying to hide a sex toy, why not hide it in somethung thst's not, oh I don't know, useful? Hide it in some sort of tool no one's ever going to need. Flashlights come in handy kind of a lot, so your sex toy is only safe until the lights go out, or someone need to look under the couch, or the basement light bulb burns out. We need something no one's ever going to open, like a can that says "1981 leftover seafood" that everyone's going to be afraid to open. As a bonus, an old Fleshlight probably looks and smells a lot like 1981 leftover seafood.
Anyone got any better ideas? Let's share them.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IamWyatt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mixtertrix [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IamWyatt I wonder if there is a recommendation on how often to empty it.[/quote] Imagine if it blew before you did xD[/quote] Judging by some of [url=http://www.fleshlight.com.au/store/sextoy-catshow/fleshlight_openings.html]these[/url], I have no idea how you would go about emptying it. Never mind, it looks like [url=http://www.fleshlight.com.au/store/sextoy-display/fleshlights_guide.html]they[/url] come apart, doesn't look like it would be very pleasant to clean it.[/quote] "The Speed Bump"??? lol
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I don't think they created it to look like a flashlight so you could disguise it but rather they created it and figured out it looked like a flashlight, hence "fleshlight". They probably chose that design because it was the simplest and um... straight-forward design they had.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rifle wizard The thing itself isn't THAT stupid... Just sorta weird. The thing I think is dumb in the way it is portrayed in most of the ads... There's usually a chick working the umm... [i]shaft[/i]. Why not just get down to business with her? If she's willing to work a pocket kitty on you, she's probably DTF.[/quote] To *pukes* right *pukes* bro *pukes*
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The thing itself isn't THAT stupid... Just sorta weird. The thing I think is dumb in the way it is portrayed in most of the ads... There's usually a chick working the umm... [i]shaft[/i]. Why not just get down to business with her? If she's willing to work a pocket kitty on you, she's probably DTF.
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I just googled it. *Pukes*
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wow you just helped me understand a two and a half men joke. "you mind if I start with out you?" "sure, bottom drawer. but the big one's a flashlight" *EPIC LULZ from audience*
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Lmao I don't think they meant for you to hide it with that shape, I figured it was just a gimmick so they could name it the way they did.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IamWyatt Judging by some of [url=http://www.fleshlight.com.au/store/sextoy-catshow/fleshlight_openings.html]these[/url], I have no idea how you would go about emptying it. Never mind, it looks like [url=http://www.fleshlight.com.au/store/sextoy-display/fleshlights_guide.html]they[/url] come apart, doesn't look like it would be very pleasant to clean it. [/quote] D: Someone grab me a bucket...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mixtertrix [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IamWyatt I wonder if there is a recommendation on how often to empty it.[/quote] Imagine if it blew before you did xD[/quote] Judging by some of [url=http://www.fleshlight.com.au/store/sextoy-catshow/fleshlight_openings.html]these[/url], I have no idea how you would go about emptying it. Never mind, it looks like [url=http://www.fleshlight.com.au/store/sextoy-display/fleshlights_guide.html]they[/url] come apart, doesn't look like it would be very pleasant to clean it. [Edited on 04.19.2010 4:03 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IamWyatt I wonder if there is a recommendation on how often to empty it.[/quote] Imagine if it blew before you did xD
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I wonder if there is a recommendation on how often to empty it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Minerva Tipping it upside down to drop the batteries out would prove entertaining.[/quote] Hah sure would. Youtube sensation anyone?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mixtertrix [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Minerva I heard about this. I'd love to see the expression of some guy's face when his missus or what not walks in. [i]"It's just a flash-light, I swear!"[/i][/quote] And then she asks. [i]"Well why the hell is it pink inside? That's a wierd place to put batteries!"[/i][/quote] Tipping it upside down to drop the batteries out would prove entertaining.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Minerva I heard about this. I'd love to see the expression of some guy's face when his missus or what not walks in. [i]"It's just a flash-light, I swear!"[/i][/quote] And then she asks. [i]"Well why the hell is it pink inside? That's a wierd place to put batteries!"[/i]
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I heard about this. I'd love to see the expression of some guy's face when his missus or what not walks in. [i]"It's just a flash-light, I swear!"[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Genius If you step on it, it's like a mayonnaise bottle [url=http://consumerist.com/images/resources/2007/10/tallmayo.jpg]exploded. [/url] Was that too far? [/quote] Oh come on I was eating some Custard!!! -blam!- man!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bigman1991 As a bonus, an old Fleshlight probably looks and smells a lot like 1981 leftover seafood. [/quote] lol-blam!-lol!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CoffeeTunic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Genius [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doginthemafia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Revan XI9 I bet you could find one on eBay... [/quote] used, *shutters*[/quote] If you step on it, it's like a mayonnaise bottle exploded. Was that too far? [/quote]Yes. I'm going to cry myself to sleep.[/quote] Yeah, I took out the mayonnaise picture. [Edited on 04.18.2010 11:42 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Genius If you step on it, it's like a mayonnaise bottle [url=http://consumerist.com/images/resources/2007/10/tallmayo.jpg]exploded. [/url] Was that too far? [/quote] Borderline, still gross though.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Genius [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doginthemafia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Revan XI9 I bet you could find one on eBay... [/quote] used, *shutters*[/quote] If you step on it, it's like a mayonnaise bottle [url=http://consumerist.com/images/resources/2007/10/tallmayo.jpg]exploded. [/url] Was that too far? [/quote]Yes. I'm going to cry myself to sleep.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doginthemafia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Revan XI9 I bet you could find one on eBay... [/quote] used, *shutters*[/quote] If you step on it, it's like a mayonnaise bottle exploded. Was that too far? [Edited on 04.18.2010 11:41 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SRGzz Im not even reading this the topic is just straight disturbing.[/quote] wow stephen, we all know about your [i]collection[/i].
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Revan XI9 I bet you could find one on eBay... [/quote] used, *shutters*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SRGzz Im not even reading this the topic is just straight disturbing.[/quote]I recommend reading this, it was entertaining. [/quote] Fleshlights aren't disturbing.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SRGzz Im not even reading this the topic is just straight disturbing.[/quote]I recommend reading this, it was entertaining.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bigman1991 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dream053 Now that I think about it, the Fleshlight could basically serve as a dick sheathe. No need to take it off, ever.[/quote] What if you're wearing athletic shorts? [/quote] I don't think that matters, unless you are wearing 10 pairs of parachute pants it's going to show.
